Big news developing across the internet today over Penn State head coach Joe Paterno's road rage incident. Evidently, Paterno cut off a couple, began screaming obscenities, flipping the couple off and yelling "Do you know who I am?"

It's not known at this time if Paterno's descent into madness led him on a crazed crime spree throughout State College.

Much like Michael Douglas' character in Falling Down, Joe Paterno's bender all started with a bit of road rage.