So your program has just registered its biggest win in about the last five years or so. Yes, we Iowans know a bit about that. Take some advice from us, turn this on, and turn the volume up as high as it goes.

And when it says get naked? Goddamn right get naked. Move your feet and feel united, whoa oh oh.

Cheers, guys. Here's hoping this win was one more javelin run through the BCS as a concept, playoff system, and as a mothereffin' crew.