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GameDay sign ideas

Okay, so if you're doing a sign and need an idea or want to throw out what you're putting on it, let's do it here. I want a lot of signs out there and they've got to be clever. 

In 2004, Trev Alberts was the target of many of our signs because of his bias against non-BCS teams. This year, I heartily nominate both Mark May and Craig James - the two biggest d-bags in college football. 

So throw out your ideas, hope to see some good ones! 

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How about: “Who hates the Utes more? Max Hall or Craig James?”

by annarborUTE on Nov 1, 2010 1:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Too BYU

Screw those guys

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Nov 1, 2010 2:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

While this is pretty funny/clever...

I hope there aren’t ANY signs mentioning anything related to BYU. Because, quite simply, they don’t matter.

"We'll fight for dear 'ol crimson, for a Utah man am I!"
Follow me on twitter: @vizzle07

by vizzle07 on Nov 1, 2010 4:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Agreed . . .

But the sign at the Pitt game was priceless. It was shown on the big screen at the end of the game. “Independence = nobody wants you”

by Salsabone on Nov 1, 2010 5:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Craig James

Does anyone think its funny that he is such a non-AQ hater, yet his school (SMU) hasn’t been in the top 10 for years, let alone a BCS bowl?? And still he goes on about these “smaller” schools putting fans on the bandwagon and being “sucked into a vacuum??”

by Ute r us on Nov 1, 2010 7:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Craig James

Waiting for the BCS to give him his next opinion!

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 2, 2010 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

Is anybody taking this sign? If not I will.

by ute2005 on Nov 2, 2010 2:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

They are all up for grabs aren't they?

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 2, 2010 4:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, unless someone has claimed it.

by bsgillis on Nov 2, 2010 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Utah: Home of the 2008 13-0 National Champions

Maybe a little outdated, but with 2000+ signs, maybe worth mentioning in there.

by jim2 on Nov 1, 2010 1:58 PM MDT reply actions  

Hey Craig!

We wouldn’t sign your kid for Tackling Dummy!

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 1:58 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

Here's one

Utah: proving Mark and Craig wrong since 2004

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 2:00 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

thirded

If that’s even a thing

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Nov 1, 2010 2:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

fourthed

and I know that’s not a thing.

by Jaziggy on Nov 1, 2010 3:41 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks

But I won’t be in SLC so one of you guys make some up OK?

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 6:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Craig James:

Brain Damage Runs in the Family

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 2:05 PM MDT reply actions  

Mark May

Those who can’t whine!

Hey Mark May: Is the BCS paying you to sound stupid?

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 2:06 PM MDT reply actions  

BCS Apologists

Your mouth stops running at Utah

Mark and Craig: Making excuses for unearned entitlements and getting paid for it!

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 2:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Add BCS to the beginning so people don't interpret it as the P10.

BCS: If they can’t beat you they’ll ask you to join ’em.

by daedalus17 on Nov 1, 2010 2:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

nice touch.

"We'll fight for dear 'ol crimson, for a Utah man am I!"
Follow me on twitter: @vizzle07

by vizzle07 on Nov 1, 2010 2:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

My Favorite Idea For Sure

Hope to see this one in the front row

by MechEUte on Nov 1, 2010 3:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks much!

I’ll definitely be making this one, so keep an eye out for me!

"We'll fight for dear 'ol crimson, for a Utah man am I!"
Follow me on twitter: @vizzle07

by vizzle07 on Nov 1, 2010 3:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Too good!

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 6:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

This one is great.

Everyone hates a pink-shirt-wearing communist.

by displacedute on Nov 1, 2010 5:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bam!

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 6:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

+1

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

lol

love this one :)

"We'll fight for dear 'ol crimson, for a Utah man am I!"
Follow me on twitter: @vizzle07

by vizzle07 on Nov 1, 2010 2:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thnx

I like to focus not on Utars shortcommings, nor how Ed Wesley is going to abuse the Utes, but rather on the shell of a man that is Mark May

by tonyomo on Nov 1, 2010 2:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ute Cafe

“Serving up crow since 2004”

by NC Ute on Nov 1, 2010 2:25 PM MDT reply actions  

Terrific

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 6:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Respect

I continue to show my respect to CJ, but I just can’t find anything in his body of work. CJ, you look like an IDIOT every time you open your mouth!

by Utah County Ute on Nov 1, 2010 2:29 PM MDT reply actions  

Craig James

I think he said something like we should stop feeling sorry for the non-BCS teams and that was the reasoning behind leaving Utah out of his top 10….Well how about us feeling sorry for you having to watch you make a ass of yourself every week! Draw a picture of his head on a horse’s ass or something like it.

by utahmanami on Nov 1, 2010 2:35 PM MDT reply actions  

Craig James Bitterness

Watching the Utes achieve so much, while you try to hold them back every step of the way.

by MechEUte on Nov 1, 2010 2:35 PM MDT reply actions  

Nov 5th: TCU’s last day undefeated.

by NC Ute on Nov 1, 2010 2:44 PM MDT reply actions  

Utah: The BUS Stops Here!

If anyone found my snowboarding gloves after storming the field following the 2004 TDS game, I want them back!

by RedJaron on Nov 1, 2010 2:45 PM MDT reply actions  

LOL

now just photoshop in the doctor who said he got verbally abused on the sidelines by patterson

by utahmanami on Nov 1, 2010 3:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Utah—The Buck Stops Here

UTAH:The BuckDisrespect Stops Here!

I’ll be there with that one.

by utes89 on Nov 1, 2010 3:29 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

Two Ideas... and since I'm in Miami... feel free to use them as your own

#1: Something to the effect of…
Dear ESPN ingnorami, We are more than a convenient bump in TCU’s SOS.

#2: Craig James, are you still getting paid with “slush money”? Oh, right, reputiation for integrity… how did I forget?

by UteCane on Nov 1, 2010 4:32 PM MDT reply actions  

...

“Hi MomS!” although i wouldn’t want to hold this

by anjer on Nov 1, 2010 5:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Acronym For James. Suggestions?

Craig James

Just
Another
Moronic
Egregious
SEC-BrownNoser

I have something for craig but i don’t think it’s that good. Suggestions would be helpful.

Causes
Radical
Aggression.
In
General,
Just
Another
Moronic
Egregious
SEC- brown-noser

by MechEUte on Nov 1, 2010 5:04 PM MDT reply actions  

...

picture of the shake weight ad with either craig james’ face or lou holtz.

by anjer on Nov 1, 2010 5:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Utah

Never apologizing for sticking it to the man

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 6:44 PM MDT reply actions  

Or

Utah: Sticking it to the man before it was popular

or:

Utah: Better than May’s and James’ Alma Maters at everything

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 6:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mark May

We beat your team, get over it already

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 7:00 PM MDT reply actions  

not once but twice

by csJ on Nov 1, 2010 7:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

What’s a Ute? 4 games better than SMU

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 7:50 PM MDT reply actions  

Utah

Making May and James look stupid is what we do best!

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 8:12 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

For Craig James

How could anyone question the integrety of an SMU football player?

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 8:17 PM MDT reply actions  

Nice…

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"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

How about:

Craig James and Mark May:

If they thought for themselves, who would listen to them?

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 8:19 PM MDT reply actions  

Coach Whittingham’s shopping list
Tortilla chips: check
Sugar: check
Roses: he’ll take a rain check for 2011.
Shopping for oranges and crystal this year.

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 9:06 PM MDT reply actions  

'Bama doesn't Want U in the BCS-NCG! 31-17!

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"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 9:18 PM MDT reply actions  

Texas: U're No UTAH!

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 9:20 PM MDT reply actions  

What do Planters Peanuts and Craig James have in common?
Everybody Loves a Nut!

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 9:21 PM MDT reply actions  

TCU Would Be Nobody W/O The U!

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 9:22 PM MDT reply actions  

2004 Big East: owned
2008 SEC: Owned
2010: who’s got next?

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 9:23 PM MDT reply actions  

BCS #3, #4, #5

Why #1 & #2 R’
Only Things Coming
Out of Mays & James

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 9:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Craig James vs Utah sports
Miracle Bowl: Fail
2010 AP poll Epic fail!

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 9:31 PM MDT reply actions  

Creeping Up The Polls

“Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You’re so f***kin’ special
I wish I was special”
—Radiohead

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"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 9:37 PM MDT reply actions  

Hey Mark May, if Utah over rated, what do you think of Pitt?

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 9:38 PM MDT reply actions  

Can't Resist The

-Succ-U-Bus!-
Jump On & Ride!

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 9:41 PM MDT reply actions  

AQ

AS$#@!E QUOTIENT

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 9:49 PM MDT reply actions  

TCU: Fear The Pagans!

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 9:53 PM MDT reply actions  

Mark May: Utah needs U to get them a MIRACLE BCS Bowl Berth.

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 9:56 PM MDT reply actions  

Dese Utes!
Are GOOD Boys!
Y’On-er!

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 9:56 PM MDT reply actions  

   Welcome to the U where every’s on board
Except
SMU and
Pitt
Nobodies

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 10:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Overrated adj.
Beyond 3rd Grade
Comprehension

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"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 10:05 PM MDT reply actions  

Dear May & James,
Stay away from the visitor’s section.
They have beer.

Signed Max Hall

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 10:10 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

UTAH!
Just Wynn Baby!

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"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 10:20 PM MDT reply actions  

Shake It up Baby!

Shake It! Shake It! Shakin!

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 10:22 PM MDT reply actions  

Christopher!
He Works Miracles!

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 10:25 PM MDT reply actions  

1980
2004
2010
Mark May: losing to the state of Utah for 30 years!

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 10:25 PM MDT reply actions  

11 Men on the Field:

Utah’s D-Line!

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"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 10:27 PM MDT reply actions  

Wild Utes!

I Think I Love You!

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 10:30 PM MDT reply actions  

Does SMU still have a football team?

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 10:33 PM MDT reply actions  

Welcome to SLC home of the
Mustang riding, Panther killing Utah Utes.

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 10:37 PM MDT reply actions  

Hey Erin, you keep Meyer
We’ll take the crystal.

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 10:38 PM MDT reply actions  

Mark May’s right. We only beat nobodies. Ask his Alma Mater.

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 10:45 PM MDT reply actions  

Nice..

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey Craig, U do know it was TCU that embarrassed your Mustangs, right?

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 10:55 PM MDT reply actions  

Kyle Whittingham:
Utah’s Urban Legend

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 11:02 PM MDT reply actions  

The lower the U is ranked, the worse Pitt looks.

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 11:25 PM MDT reply actions  

Pittsburgh: home of champions… And Mark May’s Panthers

by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 11:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Make one with a yellow flag and ref on it

And have:

“May and James-15 yards for unintelligible ramblings on camera”

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 2, 2010 4:01 AM MDT reply actions  

K not a sign, but someone please make a joker costume in red and black instead of green and purple

Then pain your face white, red crazy greasy hair, and a red block U as the joker grin. Then hold the sign: Utah: Agents of BCS chaos.

by NC Ute on Nov 2, 2010 8:53 AM MDT reply actions  

I love the BCS Graveyard

I sign version of that would be good. Couple of tombstones, Alabama, Pitt, etc.

by Jaziggy on Nov 2, 2010 9:46 AM MDT reply actions  

Just a simple checklist...

with the BCS bowls that we’ve been to, and then ‘coming soon’ with the other bowls and NC game.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Nov 2, 2010 9:52 AM MDT reply actions  

How about:

Utah—we can’t hear Mark and Craig over the sound of how awesome we are!

Or

Mark, Craig—all your base are belong to us!

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 2, 2010 10:13 AM MDT reply actions  

TC-Who?

The Original BCS busters! Plain and simple!

by kjute on Nov 2, 2010 10:15 AM MDT reply actions  

Nice ideas

There are some funny sign ideas here; but many of them won’t make it by the sign screeners. The mother ship is pretty tight about protecting their personalities. Boise had a lot of signs that were much more tame than these which were confiscated. One that had a big picture of Mark May and it read “These glasses aren’t Prescription.”

You can see that it doesn’t take much to get a sign removed. Try and not make it personal or it won’t make it in. Just some advice from Boise- ESPN knows they will be getting a lot of hate signs for May and James from the nonAQ sites

Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Can't Lose!

by flyfishferg on Nov 2, 2010 12:39 PM MDT reply actions  

Which in your experience would pass?

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 2, 2010 12:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

They must have ratcheted down on it

2004 was much more lax.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Nov 2, 2010 2:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

No!

I say make a sign within a sign and tear off the false, ESPN loving one at showtime!!!!!

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 2, 2010 4:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey

What is the pont of fighting the power if we cave to it like lapdogs so they can look pretty?

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 2, 2010 6:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ooooh, this one might pass through

Pictures of Craig and May on a poster, right? Then in latin:

Nil illegitimo in desperandum carborundum

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Nov 2, 2010 7:01 PM MDT reply actions  

No Bas-sards?

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 2, 2010 7:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't let the bastards grind you down, right?

That’s what my google search says it means.

Everyone hates a pink-shirt-wearing communist.

by displacedute on Nov 2, 2010 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh sure Google

I was trying to translate it from memory…

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 2, 2010 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

5 have about a dozen anyone can use..

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 2, 2010 8:00 PM MDT reply actions  

U May be right, I May be crazy, but May just might be the lunatic you’re looking for.

by bsgillis on Nov 2, 2010 9:54 PM MDT reply actions  

If you guys are willing to put the time

into making signs that will be confiscated before a camera ever finds it, more power to ya.

Personally, I’ll just bring a Utah flag.

by BoylenOver on Nov 3, 2010 12:59 AM MDT reply actions  

UTAH: Where BCS Busting is ALWAYS in Fashion!

More Winning, More Busting, That’s the Power of Utah I’ve got an image for this, trying to figure how to post it here.

Reserved Parking: Utah BUS

Reserved Parking: Kirk Herbstreit ( he seems to be the fairest guy toward Utah. )

Our Coach Can Beat Up Your Coach ( Hell, our coach can beat up their whole team! )

If anyone found my snowboarding gloves after storming the field following the 2004 TDS game, I want them back!

by RedJaron on Nov 3, 2010 8:40 AM MDT reply actions  

Ross Evans, MVP 2008

If anyone found my snowboarding gloves after storming the field following the 2004 TDS game, I want them back!

by RedJaron on Nov 3, 2010 8:58 AM MDT reply actions  

Not a sign but a good for a laugh:

“Look at your team. Now back to mine. Now back at yours Now BACK to mine….Sadly, your team isn’t mine, but If you and your team stopped believing in the lie that is the BCS and it’s morons Mark May and Craig James is could be like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on GameDay with a team your team could be like. Look again: this team is now DIAMONDS !! anything is possible when your team is a BCS buster and not overrated pretenders. I’m on a car.

what do you guys think? Lame?

Fear the MUSS!!

by GambitUte on Nov 3, 2010 1:52 PM MDT reply actions  

I really like it!

and I bet there’s a way to make it a sign. Maybe a picture of Mr. Old Spice, below “Look again, the team is now The NATIONAL CHAMPION!!!” Or something.

by Jaziggy on Nov 3, 2010 5:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Succubus!

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 3, 2010 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Shakey for Heisman

by bsgillis on Nov 3, 2010 8:46 PM MDT reply actions  

Hey Erin, the Oregon Duck’s got nothin’ on Swoop!

by bsgillis on Nov 3, 2010 8:48 PM MDT reply actions  

some ideas..

How about " Hey, James You should take your talent to south beach " or something of that sort.. Or maybe have a cover of “MAD” magazine with the pic of Andy Dalton.. or something with kermit the frog…

by rsoup on Nov 3, 2010 11:16 PM MDT reply actions  

some ideas...

" University of Utah?…Never heard of them"
                                                                            - The whole nation

by rsoup on Nov 3, 2010 11:25 PM MDT reply actions  

@ tcu

Frog tastes like Chicken

by byuCanSmyC on Nov 4, 2010 12:44 PM MDT reply actions  

@ tcu

Dalton has fire crotch!

by byuCanSmyC on Nov 4, 2010 12:47 PM MDT reply actions  

TCU, Barney, & the Purple Teletubby

Seeing the common link??

Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb

"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?

by Ravenous Ute on Nov 5, 2010 1:25 AM MDT reply actions  

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