GameDay sign ideas
by JazzyUte on Nov 1, 2010 1:29 PM MDT
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PrintOkay, so if you're doing a sign and need an idea or want to throw out what you're putting on it, let's do it here. I want a lot of signs out there and they've got to be clever.
In 2004, Trev Alberts was the target of many of our signs because of his bias against non-BCS teams. This year, I heartily nominate both Mark May and Craig James - the two biggest d-bags in college football.
So throw out your ideas, hope to see some good ones!
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We need to make sure people claim a sign if they are going to bring it.
That way good ones aren’t lost and there won’t be duplicates.
Too BYU
Screw those guys
I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.
Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com
While this is pretty funny/clever...
I hope there aren’t ANY signs mentioning anything related to BYU. Because, quite simply, they don’t matter.
"We'll fight for dear 'ol crimson, for a Utah man am I!"
Follow me on twitter: @vizzle07
Agreed . . .
But the sign at the Pitt game was priceless. It was shown on the big screen at the end of the game. “Independence = nobody wants you”
Craig James
Does anyone think its funny that he is such a non-AQ hater, yet his school (SMU) hasn’t been in the top 10 for years, let alone a BCS bowl?? And still he goes on about these “smaller” schools putting fans on the bandwagon and being “sucked into a vacuum??”
Craig James
Waiting for the BCS to give him his next opinion!
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
They are all up for grabs aren't they?
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
Hey Craig!
We wouldn’t sign your kid for Tackling Dummy!
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 1:58 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Here's one
Utah: proving Mark and Craig wrong since 2004
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 2:00 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
thirded
If that’s even a thing
I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.
Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com
Craig James:
Brain Damage Runs in the Family
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
Mark May
Those who can’t whine!
Hey Mark May: Is the BCS paying you to sound stupid?
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
BCS Apologists
Your mouth stops running at Utah
Mark and Craig: Making excuses for unearned entitlements and getting paid for it!
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
Utah
1st non-AQ to bust the BCS
1st non-AQ to bust it twice
Coming soon: 1st non-AQ BCS Champ
by NC Ute on Nov 1, 2010 2:11 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
If they can't beat you,
they’ll invite you to join ’em!
"We'll fight for dear 'ol crimson, for a Utah man am I!"
Follow me on twitter: @vizzle07
by vizzle07 on Nov 1, 2010 2:13 PM MDT reply actions 4 recs
Add BCS to the beginning so people don't interpret it as the P10.
BCS: If they can’t beat you they’ll ask you to join ’em.
nice touch.
"We'll fight for dear 'ol crimson, for a Utah man am I!"
Follow me on twitter: @vizzle07
And replace the word "you" with a block "U"
it’s a masterpiece :)
"We'll fight for dear 'ol crimson, for a Utah man am I!"
Follow me on twitter: @vizzle07
by vizzle07 on Nov 1, 2010 2:38 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
Thanks much!
I’ll definitely be making this one, so keep an eye out for me!
"We'll fight for dear 'ol crimson, for a Utah man am I!"
Follow me on twitter: @vizzle07
Mike Leach locked the wrong James in the closet...
by JazzyUte on Nov 1, 2010 2:17 PM MDT reply actions 3 recs
+1
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"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions
Mark Maysbody of work:
Fat and outta shape
by tonyomo on Nov 1, 2010 2:20 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
lol
love this one :)
"We'll fight for dear 'ol crimson, for a Utah man am I!"
Follow me on twitter: @vizzle07
Respect
I continue to show my respect to CJ, but I just can’t find anything in his body of work. CJ, you look like an IDIOT every time you open your mouth!
Craig James
I think he said something like we should stop feeling sorry for the non-BCS teams and that was the reasoning behind leaving Utah out of his top 10….Well how about us feeling sorry for you having to watch you make a ass of yourself every week! Draw a picture of his head on a horse’s ass or something like it.
Craig James Bitterness
Watching the Utes achieve so much, while you try to hold them back every step of the way.
Utah: The BUS Stops Here!
If anyone found my snowboarding gloves after storming the field following the 2004 TDS game, I want them back!
Utah—The Buck Stops Here
UTAH:The BuckDisrespect Stops Here!
I’ll be there with that one.
by utes89 on Nov 1, 2010 3:29 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
WE MUSS PROTECT THIS HOUSE!!!!
Fear the MUSS!!
by GambitUte on Nov 1, 2010 3:46 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Two Ideas... and since I'm in Miami... feel free to use them as your own
#1: Something to the effect of…
Dear ESPN ingnorami, We are more than a convenient bump in TCU’s SOS.
#2: Craig James, are you still getting paid with “slush money”? Oh, right, reputiation for integrity… how did I forget?
...
“Hi MomS!” although i wouldn’t want to hold this
Acronym For James. Suggestions?
Craig James
Just
Another
Moronic
Egregious
SEC-BrownNoser
I have something for craig but i don’t think it’s that good. Suggestions would be helpful.
Causes
Radical
Aggression.
In
General,
Just
Another
Moronic
Egregious
SEC- brown-noser
...
picture of the shake weight ad with either craig james’ face or lou holtz.
Utah
Never apologizing for sticking it to the man
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
Mark May
We beat your team, get over it already
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
Utah
Making May and James look stupid is what we do best!
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
by Aardvark on Nov 1, 2010 8:12 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
For Craig James
How could anyone question the integrety of an SMU football player?
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
Nice…
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"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
How about:
Craig James and Mark May:
If they thought for themselves, who would listen to them?
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
'Bama doesn't Want U in the BCS-NCG! 31-17!
Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb
"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
Texas: U're No UTAH!
Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb
"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
TCU Would Be Nobody W/O The U!
Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb
"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
BCS #3, #4, #5
Why #1 & #2 R’
Only Things Coming
Out of Mays & James
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"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
Creeping Up The Polls
“Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You’re so f***kin’ special
I wish I was special”
—Radiohead
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"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
Can't Resist The
-Succ-U-Bus!-
Jump On & Ride!
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"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
AQ
AS$#@!E QUOTIENT
Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb
"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
TCU: Fear The Pagans!
Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb
"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
Dese Utes!
Are GOOD Boys!
Y’On-er!
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"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
Overrated adj.
Beyond 3rd Grade
Comprehension
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"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
Dear May & James,
Stay away from the visitor’s section.
They have beer.
Signed Max Hall
by bsgillis on Nov 1, 2010 10:10 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
UTAH!
Just Wynn Baby!
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"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
Shake It up Baby!
Shake It! Shake It! Shakin!
Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb
"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
Christopher!
He Works Miracles!
Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb
"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
11 Men on the Field:
Utah’s D-Line!
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"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
Wild Utes!
I Think I Love You!
Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb
"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
Nice..
Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb
"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
by Ravenous Ute on Nov 1, 2010 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions
Make one with a yellow flag and ref on it
And have:
“May and James-15 yards for unintelligible ramblings on camera”
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
K not a sign, but someone please make a joker costume in red and black instead of green and purple
Then pain your face white, red crazy greasy hair, and a red block U as the joker grin. Then hold the sign: Utah: Agents of BCS chaos.
I love the BCS Graveyard
I sign version of that would be good. Couple of tombstones, Alabama, Pitt, etc.
Just a simple checklist...
with the BCS bowls that we’ve been to, and then ‘coming soon’ with the other bowls and NC game.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
How about:
Utah—we can’t hear Mark and Craig over the sound of how awesome we are!
Or
Mark, Craig—all your base are belong to us!
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
Nice ideas
There are some funny sign ideas here; but many of them won’t make it by the sign screeners. The mother ship is pretty tight about protecting their personalities. Boise had a lot of signs that were much more tame than these which were confiscated. One that had a big picture of Mark May and it read “These glasses aren’t Prescription.”
You can see that it doesn’t take much to get a sign removed. Try and not make it personal or it won’t make it in. Just some advice from Boise- ESPN knows they will be getting a lot of hate signs for May and James from the nonAQ sites
Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Can't Lose!
Which in your experience would pass?
Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb
"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
by Ravenous Ute on Nov 2, 2010 12:55 PM MDT up reply actions
They must have ratcheted down on it
2004 was much more lax.
I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.
Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com
No!
I say make a sign within a sign and tear off the false, ESPN loving one at showtime!!!!!
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
I like that!
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
Nice
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
Ooooh, this one might pass through
Pictures of Craig and May on a poster, right? Then in latin:
Nil illegitimo in desperandum carborundum
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
No Bas-sards?
Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb
"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
Don't let the bastards grind you down, right?
That’s what my google search says it means.
Everyone hates a pink-shirt-wearing communist.
Oh sure Google
I was trying to translate it from memory…
Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb
"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
5 have about a dozen anyone can use..
Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb
"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
If you guys are willing to put the time
into making signs that will be confiscated before a camera ever finds it, more power to ya.
Personally, I’ll just bring a Utah flag.
UTAH: Where BCS Busting is ALWAYS in Fashion!
More Winning, More Busting, That’s the Power of Utah I’ve got an image for this, trying to figure how to post it here.
Reserved Parking: Utah BUS
Reserved Parking: Kirk Herbstreit ( he seems to be the fairest guy toward Utah. )
Our Coach Can Beat Up Your Coach ( Hell, our coach can beat up their whole team! )
If anyone found my snowboarding gloves after storming the field following the 2004 TDS game, I want them back!
Ross Evans, MVP 2008
If anyone found my snowboarding gloves after storming the field following the 2004 TDS game, I want them back!
Not a sign but a good for a laugh:
“Look at your team. Now back to mine. Now back at yours Now BACK to mine….Sadly, your team isn’t mine, but If you and your team stopped believing in the lie that is the BCS and it’s morons Mark May and Craig James is could be like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on GameDay with a team your team could be like. Look again: this team is now DIAMONDS !! anything is possible when your team is a BCS buster and not overrated pretenders. I’m on a car.
what do you guys think? Lame?
Fear the MUSS!!
I really like it!
and I bet there’s a way to make it a sign. Maybe a picture of Mr. Old Spice, below “Look again, the team is now The NATIONAL CHAMPION!!!” Or something.
The Succubus!
Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb
"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
some ideas..
How about " Hey, James You should take your talent to south beach " or something of that sort.. Or maybe have a cover of “MAD” magazine with the pic of Andy Dalton.. or something with kermit the frog…
some ideas...
" University of Utah?…Never heard of them"
- The whole nation
TCU, Barney, & the Purple Teletubby
Seeing the common link??
Zoo Cougar n. A "special" breed of feline, characterized by its propensity to have its attempts at swallowing a canary inevitably resulting in its choking on crow. See also: Zoobie, Cosmo Nut, Sexless Cat, Hippo-C-Rat origin: It takes a special kind of kitty to try and swallow the canary and end up choking on crow. --Ute Proverb
"If going undefeated in a non-AQ conference is so easy why aren't more teams doing it???" --Andrea Adelson, ESPN?!?
Not mine, but great
Kyle Gunther shared this sign his woman made: http://plixi.com/p/55123523
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