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Arithmetic Boise State style! 

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this could start a war jazzy. i wonder what the boise fans will come up with one of our players?

Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 7, 2010 10:59 PM MST reply actions  

creative would be a better word.

Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 7, 2010 11:08 PM MST up reply actions  

All they would have to do is pull up some pictures of the Wynnstache for inspiration

although he’s out for the game. Cain is more handsome guy, not a whole lot to make fun of there.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

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by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 9:18 AM MST up reply actions  

This kid's toothy, no doubt

And, as I’ve noted elsewhere on blockU,
If utes are to win, early in qtr 1, they’ll have to cut him in mothrfuckn half! I’m calln out Blechen and Bird… Hit him hard… Legal… But mindfuck hard!

by isnow1 on Dec 8, 2010 1:17 AM MST via mobile reply actions  

He looks like Elway . . .

With a better arm, the bastage!

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Dec 8, 2010 5:39 AM MST reply actions  

Oh, I see

So someone speaks the truth that doesn’t fit your little agenda and you shout “troll”. Nice. You’re worse than the Vandals.

by BSUFanatic on Dec 8, 2010 10:08 AM MST up reply actions  

robb akey voted tcu #1. he likes our conference.

Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 8, 2010 10:31 AM MST up reply actions  

where did he put boise at?

Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 8, 2010 10:36 AM MST up reply actions  

Doesn't matter, he's still smarting from running his mouth

…a few years ago and calling us “donkeys” in the local media. He got destroyed, and after what I’ve read today, it’s going to happen to Utah. Again.

by BSUFanatic on Dec 8, 2010 10:46 AM MST up reply actions  

Really?

You play on the team? OK, show all the guys who are not white the racist postings of that BSU retard on this blog, won’t you please?

By the way, the initial comment saying Troll looked harmless, you BSU types have thin skin.

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Dec 8, 2010 11:12 AM MST up reply actions  

Do you play on your team?

And aren’t you the ones who wouldn’t let African-Americans into your “church” until the late 70s? Beam, meat your mote.

by BSU1980NationalChamps on Dec 8, 2010 11:33 AM MST up reply actions  

From the kid

Who criticizes people who bring academics into a sports blog.

Also. Wrong school.

by jim2 on Dec 8, 2010 11:40 AM MST up reply actions  

Doesn't matter, it's basically the same school

Ask anyone and they’ll say the exact same thing. 36-3.

by BSU1980NationalChamps on Dec 8, 2010 1:08 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 1:45 PM MST up reply actions  

Ask anyone?

Man, you’re laughable. Pathetic, yes, but still funny.

“Everyone knows Boise fans say anything and it has to be true and accurate and perfectly sensical.”

Yes, why didn’t the rest of the world see it? Ever see Sunset Boulevard? You’re Norma Desmond.

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Dec 8, 2010 7:35 PM MST up reply actions  

Ha

You’re hilarious, can’t follow an argument, can you retard?

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

by Aardvark on Dec 8, 2010 7:39 PM MST up reply actions  

Dude, I'm a BSU fan too...but shut up!

You’re comment was just plain unintelligent.
Does the LDS church even own the University of Utah? You assume because he’s a Utah fan that he’s also LDS? And what is with the quotes around church??

by Future_Demagogue on Dec 21, 2010 2:22 PM MST up reply actions  

...read a little farther...

and noticed that you (BSU1980NationalChamps) think that BYU and Utah are basically the same school. You really are an idiot. Do realize how much the two schools hate each other? I have friends that go to both. It gets pretty nasty.
And I’m going to generalize a bit here. But from those that I know that attended those schools I’ve heard that Utah is a pretty “liberal” school, while BYU is obviously very conservative, the demographics are pretty different, they aren’t even close to being “basically the same school”.
Anyone that knows first hand correct me if I’m wrong.

by Future_Demagogue on Dec 21, 2010 2:27 PM MST up reply actions  

that tells me he put you either at tenth or higher b/c you sure would have posted it if it was any higher.

Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 8, 2010 11:19 AM MST up reply actions  

if it was any lower in the bcs rankings.

Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 8, 2010 11:20 AM MST up reply actions  

I believe he has Boise State at 14 or sooo..

I once meet Coach Pete and shook his hand. I knew at that very moment, I had touched God.

by BleedBlue75 on Dec 9, 2010 10:22 AM MST up reply actions  

You mean OUR conference now...(Boise States)

I once meet Coach Pete and shook his hand. I knew at that very moment, I had touched God.

by BleedBlue75 on Dec 9, 2010 10:23 AM MST up reply actions  

Kellen Moore = Donkey teeth

I heard his father was a real Bronco and that is why he chose Boise.

by daedalus17 on Dec 8, 2010 9:05 AM MST up reply actions  

Yet, he's still going to dominate your Utes

Ha ha! Truth hurts, just can’t deal, can you?

36-3, 1980, 1998, 1999, 2006, 2010. SCOREBOARD!!

by BSU363 on Dec 8, 2010 10:25 AM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

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by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 10:37 AM MST up reply actions  

You suck too

Did you really create three accounts just to troll here?

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 10:59 AM MST up reply actions  

You're the one who accuses me along with my fellow BSU fans

of having multiple accounts to the same person, yet we’re the delusional ones. Seriously, we need to hang 100 points on you to shut you up.

by BSU1980NationalChamps on Dec 8, 2010 11:34 AM MST up reply actions  

That's nice, thanks for stopping by.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Dec 8, 2010 9:41 AM MST up reply actions  

Thank you!!!

One more great person around here to tell the truth to these idiots. By the way Utes fans, he’ll do better in the Heisman balloting than Alex Smith ever did.

by BSUFanatic on Dec 8, 2010 10:07 AM MST up reply actions  

he will never make it to the nfl. too small and too slow.

he will make the cfl though.

Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 8, 2010 10:33 AM MST up reply actions  

i rather be a somebody who made it to the nfl than a nobody who did not.

moore is an excellent “college qb” but could not withstand the punishment of the nfl. we are waiting for someone to put up a picture of one of our guys?

Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 8, 2010 10:39 AM MST up reply actions  

alex smith led a 12-0 utah team that was the original bcs buster.

plus he was the number 1 pick that year in the draft along with andrew bogut who was the #1 pick in the nba draft. no team can say that in the history of both collegiate sports. plus that year utah and nebraska(with tom osbourne as coach) are the only teams to have won all their games by 14 points or more.

Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 8, 2010 11:25 AM MST up reply actions  

when nebraska had tom osbourne as coach in the mid to late 80's

Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 8, 2010 11:26 AM MST up reply actions  

denise. a name that has been out of style for awhile. kinda like gladys.

Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 8, 2010 10:31 AM MST up reply actions  

OK....

Is there a point in there somewhere?

by Denise F. on Dec 8, 2010 1:10 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 1:45 PM MST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't get it either.

I think that we’ve had so much Boise trolling shits here that we now kinda assume you’re all trolls… or the same person with like 5 different screen names.

by Smoke Bellew on Dec 8, 2010 3:54 PM MST up reply actions  

LOL.

It is like a prisoner telling his captors to F@#% off! Even though the prisoner is doomed he is determined to drive them nuts before they off him. Great work and I appreciate the laugh first thing in the morning.

by uteusmc on Dec 8, 2010 8:38 AM MST reply actions  

Jazzy is a genius!

This article is like troll fly paper. It’ll keep ’em busy for quite a while.

by Middy_U on Dec 8, 2010 10:47 AM MST reply actions  

DUH

I was in Special Olympics and won a football game. I have an IQ of 40. Some people call me retarded.

The goal of every Ute fan should be to caffeinate Cosmo's punch and watch him self combust.

by Happyvalleyute on Dec 8, 2010 11:10 AM MST reply actions  

i just checked. it's your only national championship. can't count pac-ten wrestling champs. yes boise is part of the pac -ten in wrestling.

utah has many more but they are in other sports. i’ll say this again bama only has football championships. they have no other male sports championships. you think they would have gotten lucky just once in some other male sport. utah has more championships than bama.

Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 8, 2010 11:54 AM MST up reply actions  

Not only. 1958 NJCAA National Champions too.

Boise State wasn’t a four-year school until 1968. They also went to the DI-AA National championship a second time in 1994, losing to a Jim Tressel coached, Youngstown State team.

They are the only school to win national championships at both lower levels AND win a BCS Bowl. Still working on the BCS Title game though.

At least those other National Championships were actually won on the field and not in a computer poll.

Championships should be earned on the field, not in newspapers or computers.

by Mikrino on Dec 8, 2010 12:18 PM MST up reply actions  

No Utah fans are questioning the quality of Boise State's football program...

When looking at responses, consider the context of who & what they’re responding to.

by Middy_U on Dec 8, 2010 12:22 PM MST up reply actions  

I did.

Wolfman said it was Boise State’s only National Title in football, that was incorrect.

I corrected him.

He also goes on to say you can’t count titles in other sports and then immediately talks about the other sports Utah has titles in. Hypocritical much?

Maybe, I’m not the only one who should be proofreading around here, Turbo.

Championships should be earned on the field, not in newspapers or computers.

by Mikrino on Dec 8, 2010 12:29 PM MST up reply actions  

I'm saying he's responding to one of your trolls...

Nothing to do with proofreading. If some guy walks into your house with a mask on and pisses in your cheerios, you’re not going to respond with intelligent, factual dialogue every time.

I respect you because you’re not trying to hide your identity, but if you’re going to ride the coattails of a troll, you’re not going to get pleasant responses.

by Middy_U on Dec 8, 2010 12:38 PM MST up reply actions  

come on mikrino. i know you from boise blog. it was not a putdown that you won the pac-ten championship in wrestling.

i was just stating they were not ncaa national championships. i think the big 12 and big 10 have most of the ncaa wrestling championships. in fact it was you guys who told me your program was tied in with the pac-ten in wrestling and you even gave me a few of your wrestlers(who wrestled at your school) that were in the wec which has now merged with the ufc. i respect your program alot and have defended it on the sec blogs quite a bit.

Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 9, 2010 12:14 AM MST up reply actions  

Taking The Hit - Demotivational Poster

Championships should be earned on the field, not in newspapers or computers.

by Mikrino on Dec 8, 2010 12:02 PM MST reply actions  

Actually his helmet is in front of his body.

Here you go.

Still one of my favorite hits of all time. Poston has no idea where his helmet went.

Championships should be earned on the field, not in newspapers or computers.

by Mikrino on Dec 8, 2010 12:25 PM MST up reply actions  

Look above.

See the shadow of the helmet on Poston’s jersey?

That would indicate that Alexander’s shoulder, not his helmet, was the first to make contact. What with his helmet already removed and all. Not that it really matters anymore. I was just posting a picture that pretty much summed up how the last meeting went.

You know, tit for tat. A little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone.

Championships should be earned on the field, not in newspapers or computers.

by Mikrino on Dec 8, 2010 12:44 PM MST up reply actions  

Someone doesn't understand the "targeting penalty"

Of course there’s a shadow on his jersey. That’s because Alexander is hitting Poston’s helmet and not his body.

Link
“ARTICLE 3. No player shall target and initiate contact against an opponent with the crown (top) of his helmet. When in question, it is a foul.”

by Ute in DC on Dec 8, 2010 12:49 PM MST up reply actions  

Great. No flag though, right?

Championships should be earned on the field, not in newspapers or computers.

by Mikrino on Dec 8, 2010 12:59 PM MST up reply actions  

Nope, simply a great play by a great player

Utah fans don’t know too much about that. Great to see another real football fan here. GO BRONCOS!!!

by BSU1980NationalChamps on Dec 8, 2010 1:07 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 1:46 PM MST up reply actions  

This is not the NFL, genius!

It’s college football. I thought Ute fans were supposed to be intelligent? Just ask you.

by BSU1980NationalChamps on Dec 8, 2010 1:09 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 1:46 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 1:46 PM MST up reply actions  

How do you Utah fans feel about calling me a racist now, pussies???

36-3, 1980, 1998, 1999, 2006, 2010. Now you shut the fuck up, and you shut the fuck up. GO BRONCOS!!!

by BSU363 on Dec 8, 2010 1:17 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 1:46 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 3:47 PM MST up reply actions  

You guys were great in 2006, no question.

…but he lead with the helmet, which is dirty. Are you seriously questioning that?

I respect Potson more for hanging on to the ball, and bouncing up to his feet immediately after the play.

by Middy_U on Dec 8, 2010 12:42 PM MST reply actions  

Agree to disagree.

It’s pointless to carry this on much further.

Post more toothy-grinned photo’s or something.

Championships should be earned on the field, not in newspapers or computers.

by Mikrino on Dec 8, 2010 12:46 PM MST up reply actions  

Last Laugh

Don’t let ESPN fool you about Boise. They have never beaten a top 25 team convincingly. In fact, take away their gimmicky trick plays and they wouldn’t even compete. We only have to put up with their boastful fans and embarrassing Blue Field for another couple of weeks before they journey into the void that is the MWC. With no national media coverage and slightly better competition, Boise will probably cancel their football program within 5 years due to mediocrity and no fan support.
Meanwhile, win or lose, we are in the P-12 starting next year. That is the ultimate scoreboard.

by 2003ute on Dec 8, 2010 2:46 PM MST reply actions  

The best thing to happen to BSU...

…is to be cast down to the Mtn Network. Bye bye, national audience. Bye bye, national relevance. Bye Bye BSU.

by bbmagic on Dec 8, 2010 2:48 PM MST reply actions  

Tyler Whittingham...Lol

I would throw in a comparison, but is one really needed for this?

by forum8usa on Dec 8, 2010 2:49 PM MST reply actions  

Told you!

No offense to the fine young man, but the Wynnstache is going to be pulled out any time we get into a beauty contest!

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 3:26 PM MST up reply actions  

is that jordan wynn? i even laughed at that. we have a sense of humor.

Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 9, 2010 12:19 AM MST up reply actions  

Haha! It's ugly...

Where is Utah getting their recruits, homeless shelters? Domination on the field and off the field, like always.

BOISE STATE OWNS THE STATE OF UTAH!!!

by BSUFanatic on Dec 8, 2010 3:00 PM MST up reply actions  

Thinkin' about it

There’s some chicks I’m looking at tapping over at the Cactus. You want to go to 6th and Main instead?

by BSUFanatic on Dec 8, 2010 3:05 PM MST up reply actions  

Sure, I guess

I’ll text you when I get off work. GO BRONCOS!!!

by BSU1980NationalChamps on Dec 8, 2010 3:06 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

Awesome fake conversation with yourself!

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 3:23 PM MST up reply actions   1 recs

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 3:46 PM MST up reply actions  

Lulz

36-3, soon to be 5-2 over a fake, pseudo football program. Ha ha!!

by BSU363 on Dec 8, 2010 3:02 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 3:27 PM MST up reply actions  

No, you suck

36-3, 1980, 1998, 1999, 2006, 2010.

by BSU363 on Dec 8, 2010 3:29 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 3:46 PM MST up reply actions   1 recs

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 5:13 PM MST up reply actions   1 recs

HAHAHAHA

Did this dork really just log into his three profiles and started having a conversation with himself? WOW.

HAHAHAHAHA. What a loser.

by 2003ute on Dec 8, 2010 3:13 PM MST reply actions  

Late to the party, I am, but...

Since I will be in Vegas the 19th I am sure I will be running into a lot of Ute fans and wanted to see what I am getting myself into…..sheesh…

These guys will fit right in in Vegas….they should hand out little cards to tourists to increase business though:

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I don’t think there is enough alcohol in Vegas!

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"As soon as they're in the open field, nobody is going to catch them. Doug, even if somebody is right in front of him, he might run him over."
- Travis Stanaway

by TooMuchYoung on Dec 8, 2010 3:57 PM MST reply actions  

Hellmotherfuckinyeah!!!!

We’re dominating you Utah fans! It’s beautiful. Go lose a dozen games every year in the Pac 12. Ha ha ha!!!

by BSU1980NationalChamps on Dec 8, 2010 4:23 PM MST up reply actions  

I AM SO MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW

that I think I could go kill my field goal kicker.

Pride & Poise

by TitanWay6 on Dec 8, 2010 4:33 PM MST up reply actions  

Thanks for the condescending post

I’m fairly certain you couldn’t drive an 18 wheeler to save your little life. Without the trucking industry, America comes to a grinding halt. Think about that the next time you wonder how food gets to your homes.

If you were as smart as you proclaim to be, you wouldn’t be so smug about the truck driving industry.

by BSUFanatic on Dec 8, 2010 5:07 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 5:14 PM MST up reply actions  

So did you

get your truck driving degree at BSU? Thats right everyone, BSU is so academically prestigious that they offered a truck driving degree up until last year. Thats why they recruit the leftover athletes from the PAC 10 that have no business being in college and are borderline retarded, by using the sell pitch “you can play football and get a bachelors of arts in jacking off”.
Fuck you BSU, Go vandals and utes.
You may win the game, but you will still be dumbass with a fucking DEGREE IN TRUCK DRIVING. By the way I want some nachos bitch, drive em on over.

by ChemUte on Dec 8, 2010 10:11 PM MST up reply actions   1 recs

May be you should do a little research, and by the way I said a degree in

truck driving, not a bachelors

http://news.boisestate.edu/newsrelease/archive/2001/november/truckdrivin.html

http://news.boisestate.edu/newsrelease/archive/2002/trucking629.html

and my personal favorite, scroll down the directory to Idaho and look who is listed
http://www.truckinfo.net/trucking/trucking-schools-by-state.htm

you’ve been down graded from bitch to dumb bitch, don’t tell a chemist how to do fuckin research

by ChemUte on Dec 9, 2010 1:16 PM MST up reply actions  

And maybe you should stop cooking meth and learn how to read...

1-OLD link, from the previous damn decade. Where does it say in any of those links that a person can get a bachelor’s degree in truck driving? I’ll tell you….IT DOESN’T!!!

2-You’re not a “chemist” that’s simply code for a really good meth cooker. Now go buy some more Clorox and go get high. Bitch.

GO BRONCOS!!! WE OWN UTAH!!!

by BSUFanatic on Dec 9, 2010 2:02 PM MST up reply actions  

Logic and research doesn't work on him

I already tried it.

If I had any trucking major friends I’d ask them to translate to dumbass for us so we could communicate with him., but sadly all my friends are engineers :( if only the U offered a truck driving school as prestigious as Boise’s.

by MechEUte on Dec 9, 2010 2:25 PM MST up reply actions  

Three words, fuck face

Fleischmann–Pons Experiment. HA HA!!! Where’s your genius now, Utes???

by BSUFanatic on Dec 9, 2010 2:39 PM MST up reply actions  

BURN!

“Thanks ta Boise State, I can now makes ma livin’ haulin’ taters! I’m important cause th’ whole motherfuckin’ country grinds ta a stop wid’out my fat ass in da seat.” These turds are lame, but hilarious. HI-larious, I tells ya!

by Smoke Bellew on Dec 8, 2010 10:32 PM MST up reply actions  

I love my taters

Taters are the fruit of the land. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, tater-kabobs, tater creole, tater gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple tater, lemon tater, coconut tater, pepper tater, tater soup, tater stew, tater salad,taters and potatoes, tater burger, tater sandwich. That- that’s about it.

these BSU trolls live the meaning of “Stupid is as Stupid Does” to the fullest

by MechEUte on Dec 8, 2010 11:34 PM MST up reply actions  

And you arrogant elitist fucktards are lame

and dying out. Utah: The State America Should Have Aborted.

by BSUFanatic on Dec 9, 2010 2:31 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 5:14 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 5:14 PM MST up reply actions  

yeah, cant really explain the mime thing...

The reason I have no room to talk though is because that huge ute fan above is taking up all of the space.

I had to post something because you went after Moore….as T.O. would say…that’s my quarterback, I had Elton glasses on while typing that!

"As soon as they're in the open field, nobody is going to catch them. Doug, even if somebody is right in front of him, he might run him over."
- Travis Stanaway

by TooMuchYoung on Dec 8, 2010 5:42 PM MST up reply actions  

Fair enough - though that Ute fan ain't a Ute fan...

It’s been used for years. But it’s been photoshopped to death.

Here’s the original:

by JazzyUte on Dec 8, 2010 5:47 PM MST up reply actions  

again, i will not be defending the mimes...

How do i know that the OU one isn’t the photo shop with the ute version being the original? Either way lets not post that again!

"As soon as they're in the open field, nobody is going to catch them. Doug, even if somebody is right in front of him, he might run him over."
- Travis Stanaway

by TooMuchYoung on Dec 8, 2010 6:28 PM MST up reply actions  

Are they mimes, or just really scary Chippendales dancers?

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

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by CrimsonUte on Dec 9, 2010 11:31 AM MST up reply actions  

Pretty sure he's on our side

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 9, 2010 2:25 PM MST up reply actions  

looks like a blue haired fat kid rock with his drunk uncle!

Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 9, 2010 12:23 AM MST up reply actions  

i told you jazzy this would start something funny and sad at the same time.

Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 9, 2010 12:21 AM MST up reply actions  

This is news?!

We all know Kellen is a goofy dork. He’ll still kill you.

by Drew Roberts on Dec 8, 2010 7:19 PM MST up reply actions  

Exactly!

36-3. Still own the Utes. And by the way Utes, YOU suck.

by BSU1980NationalChamps on Dec 8, 2010 7:39 PM MST up reply actions  

Nice...

Love to see what these arrogant clowns have to say about that. We basically own you, Utes.

by BSU363 on Dec 8, 2010 7:48 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 7:53 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 7:53 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 7:53 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 7:52 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 7:52 PM MST up reply actions  

Great to see another great BSU fan here

Someone needs to shut these idiots in Utah up. Oh, we’ll, our Broncos will do that for them.

by BSUFanatic on Dec 8, 2010 7:41 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 7:52 PM MST up reply actions  

Hey Utah, you just got pwn3d!!!

Just had a big lunch, so I now have to go take a Utah.

36-3, 1980, 1998, 1999, 2006, 2010. Shut up.

by BSU363 on Dec 8, 2010 7:45 PM MST up reply actions  

You suck.

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 7:52 PM MST up reply actions  

the same type of person that

comes up with three different profiles, just to make it seem like they have friends.

by MechEUte on Dec 8, 2010 11:15 PM MST up reply actions   1 recs

C'mon guys

This entire thread is embarrassing.

Making fun of a college athlete’s appearance? Especially one who keeps his nose clean and doesn’t make a controversy of himself? And then the responses…

by scotty256 on Dec 8, 2010 7:38 PM MST reply actions  

Maybe you can explain why my school having employed Dennis Erickson several years ago has anything to do with whether or not I know a ridiculous thread when I see it.

by scotty256 on Dec 9, 2010 4:19 AM MST up reply actions  

There's no logic or real reasoning with these trolls.

They’re just here to troll, because they’re/he or she is too stupid and emotionally stunted to do anything but, and that’s why we’ve been having fun with it. They still don’t get that we don’t value their opinion and aren’t upset in the least by their awkward attempts at insulting us. It’s fun to take the piss out of creeps… or it was, but now it’s boring.

by Smoke Bellew on Dec 9, 2010 8:00 AM MST up reply actions  

Yeah

This dude’s just trying to hook me and get me to join in on his level, but it’s not gonna happen :)

by scotty256 on Dec 9, 2010 11:25 PM MST up reply actions  

Okay, you said...

“especially one who keeps his nose clean…”

Because the fact that your Beavers hired Dennis Erickson and recruited a bunch of hood rats, you’d clearly know a whole lot about kids who “keep their nose clean”. Clear enough?

Oh, and just like the pathetic Utes…SCOREBOARD, Beavs!

by BSUFanatic on Dec 9, 2010 11:19 AM MST up reply actions  

Agreed

We’re all stupider for having read any of the responses, but man, what possesses people to the mock someone for something so irrelevant? Ugh, gonna call this one a draw in my mind. The Kellen picture is in poor taste, but it seems someone let our trolls out of their pen.

by sandmann515 on Dec 8, 2010 9:28 PM MST up reply actions  

Poor taste?

I don’t think it’s all that poor. No different than the look-alike threads you see when two teams meet.

So I said he looked like Justin Bieber with big teeth – I’ve been called worse. ;)

by JazzyUte on Dec 8, 2010 9:31 PM MST up reply actions  

When you have a 13 year old sister....

there is nothing worse than Bieber comparisons, haha. I make a point to refer to it as “the biebonic plague”.

by sandmann515 on Dec 8, 2010 9:55 PM MST up reply actions  

I don't doubt that...

I’m still in shocked he swept the AMAs.

:/

Society is going to hell in a handbasket.

by JazzyUte on Dec 8, 2010 10:01 PM MST up reply actions  

That kind of thing

It makes me feel like an old lady at 20.
That being said I suppose I got a little too offended, given the depressing comparison :p

by sandmann515 on Dec 8, 2010 10:05 PM MST up reply actions  

Hell, I didn't even know who he was until earlier this year...

When he kept trending as a Twitter topic.

It was a more simpler time when I was a kid. You know, with Britney Spears was parading around half-naked and girls’ fascination actually revolved around teenagers and 20-somethings instead of prepubescent boys.

by JazzyUte on Dec 8, 2010 10:09 PM MST up reply actions  

Wow, I never thought I'd meet a more arrogant self-entitled fan base

and I’ve lived with BYU fans my whole life!

Let’s see what a few years on the MTN does to these blowhards (single entendre intended). Can anyone say irrelevant?

by bbmagic on Dec 8, 2010 9:29 PM MST reply actions  

Ute fans, let's keep it civil...

…also, a few comments to my fellow Utes friends on this thread.

1) The education we received from our nationally acclaimed university far surpassed that of these Boise State grads (most probably didn’t graduate actually). Also, let’s counter lame comments left by “BSU363”, “BSUFanatic”, and others with more quick witted humor. After reading this thread, I actually feel dumber as having read it. CrimsonUte, please try a little more variety than just saying “You Suck.”, it’s getting old.

2) The world needs more potatoes, and the potato farmers. Idaho holds the key to our future. Think a minute about a world with no potatoes, no potato chips, no mashed potatoes with Thanksgiving turkey, no potato gun, potato salad. Are you sad yet? I am sad just writing this. Let’s encourage our fellow bsu trolls on this thread to go finish their homework, stay in school, get an education so they can grow heaps and heaps of potatoes and ship them in their 18 wheelers for all the world to eat.

by SanFranUte on Dec 8, 2010 10:01 PM MST reply actions  

Nice riposte!

For those who attended school in Boise:

ri·poste   
[ri-pohst]
noun, verb,.
–noun
1. a quick, sharp return in speech or action; counterstroke: a brilliant riposte to an insult.
2. Fencing . a quick thrust given after parrying a lunge.
French for retort.

by bbmagic on Dec 8, 2010 10:21 PM MST up reply actions  

For those who attended school in Utah...

con·tra·cep·tion

n-the deliberate prevention of conception or impregnation by any of various drugs, techniques, or devices; birth control.

by BSUFanatic on Dec 8, 2010 10:25 PM MST up reply actions  

Just expanding Ute nation one baby at a time...

Also, curious what the world thinks of boise state?

by SanFranUte on Dec 8, 2010 10:33 PM MST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm just matching wits with a 13-year-old

Why waste time crafting a clever response to a jackass?

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 8, 2010 10:29 PM MST up reply actions  

Because they fail at comebacks...

…and may leave us alone as they call their Ute friends to help them with one-liners!

by SanFranUte on Dec 8, 2010 10:35 PM MST up reply actions  

if we did not have idaho there would be no mcdonalds fries. :(

although maybe we can blame idaho for the nations obesity rate? i’m sure their patatoes go to other fast food restaurants. morgan sperlock can not be wrong. he was the guy who did the documentary of eating at mcdonalds for 30 days and seeing what effects it would have on his health. it was bad for his body. i think he gained 30 pounds. M.S. not a boise fan.

Why do canadians stick together? The same reason why Chris Horodecki turned his body and face around in his first WEC fight. SB Nation's public enemy #1.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Dec 9, 2010 12:30 AM MST up reply actions  

I know I posted this earlier, but everyone must know that

BSU is so academically prestigious that they offered a truck driving degree up until last year. Thats why they recruit the leftover athletes that the PAC 10 didn’t want, because they have no business being in college and are borderline retarded, by using the sell pitch "you can play football for BSU and get a bachelors of arts in jacking off".
Fuck you BSU, Go vandals and utes.
You may win the game, but you will still be dumbass with a fucking DEGREE IN TRUCK DRIVING. By the way, I had a long day in the lab and I want some nachos and some hot wings BSU bitches, get a big rig convoy goin and drive em on over.

by ChemUte on Dec 8, 2010 10:28 PM MST reply actions  

By the way jazzy love the site. i have been just observing for a while but when I heard we were playing the donkies I had to speak up.

by ChemUte on Dec 8, 2010 10:38 PM MST reply actions  

Why do I have to pay $10 to sit in on the Rivals board (Utezone.com)?

I have no idea why more of those guys don’t come over here to this thread. I don’t need to pay for friends (unlike Sigma Chi’s). Imagine the power if Utezone.com, utefans.net, and blocku.com all came together under one blog umbrella…

by SanFranUte on Dec 8, 2010 10:50 PM MST up reply actions  

They're all different in their own way...

Utezone is a fantastic site for those who want to keep up with recruiting. I’m nowhere near an expert on recruiting and they offer some of the best stories about that process.

UFN is a good site for those who want to just relax and talk about whatever. Whether it be the Utes, BYU or politics.

Block U is more for the fan who wants to solely talk about Utah athletics. We rarely have discussions here relating to other interests.

by JazzyUte on Dec 8, 2010 10:54 PM MST up reply actions  

true, but...

UFN is archaic and looks like a blog from the late 90’s. For the most part, Utezone does a great job with recruits I’ll admit. However, I think the thread “Inside Ute Nation” is a bit creepy to be honest. Sure I love hearing about solid recruits coming here, but the drama of the daily updates is really annoying and yes, a bit creepy. I’ll start paying attention once guys are in the depth chart. Also, why is it a good thing to reveal who your recruits are in the first place before signing day. Just sayin’.

by SanFranUte on Dec 8, 2010 11:10 PM MST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't disagree...

Like I said, it all targets different groups of fans. I myself don’t post much at UFN anymore.

by JazzyUte on Dec 8, 2010 11:16 PM MST up reply actions  

Just in case anyone is wondering...

BSUFanatic, BSU363, and BSU1980NationalChamps are all posers! They only subscribe to BlockU, not the lame bsu blog. Reminds me of the typical zoob fan – more concerned with Utah than their own team.

by SanFranUte on Dec 8, 2010 10:48 PM MST reply actions  

Correction

BSUFanatic, BSU363, and BSU1980NationalChamps are all posers the same poser

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Dec 9, 2010 8:09 AM MST up reply actions  

BSU Fans Can We Send You BYU aka Zoobie Mascot Cosmo?

This mascot is annoying and needs to be caffeinated. Can we arrange to dart the cat and leave him on your home field when YBU comes to town? The drug will contain reprogramming information to have him cheer for any color combos of Blue and Orange.

The Zoobs will not understand why Cosmo is on your Cheerleader pyramid. He can have Red Bull up there in Idaho too.

The goal of every Ute fan should be to caffeinate Cosmo's punch and watch him self combust.

by Happyvalleyute on Dec 9, 2010 12:27 PM MST reply actions  

Is it just me?

Or is hating on BSU trolls boring compared to BYU trolls? I just can’t seem to get into it.

by GatorUte on Dec 9, 2010 5:58 PM MST reply actions  

I mean, with BYU fans, they set themselves up so easily because they try to somehow find a way to make it seem like God is on their side, plus they live like it’s 1984 and they are still national champion contenders, but at least they have something different to say every time they try to prove a point. These inbred BSU trolls are so dumb that they have to post their same lousy score predictions time and time again and can’t seem to make up anything worth reading. Plus, no matter how many times we tell them, they can’t seem to figure out that they suck! I’m already bored with BSU.

by GatorUte on Dec 9, 2010 6:02 PM MST up reply actions  

Yeah, it got boring pretty fast, but that's mostly due to the lack of variety.

I mean, one guy with three “personae” can only do so much, especially when that one guy is fool, an idiot and a fucking truck driver/construction manager/“blue collar” fan/broken record/ass goblin.

by Smoke Bellew on Dec 10, 2010 12:04 AM MST up reply actions  

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