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Utah Utes @ California Golden Bears Game Day Thread

Utah Utes at California Golden Bears, Oct 22, 2011 5:00 PM MDT


LET'S MAKE IT TWO IN A ROW, UTAH! 


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Utah Utes
@ California Golden Bears

Saturday, Oct 22, 2011, 5:00 PM MDT

AT&T Park - San Francisco, CA

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Radio: ESPN 700

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Hey UTES! Zona fan here, since our game is already over for the week...

I was wondering how I might be able to watch the Utah game, know of any live streams?
That would be greatly appreciated!

And secondly has anyone made any dead about the last time the utes played in AT&T park? I remember a 38-10 win for utah, I remember Calvin Johnson getting stonewalled by Eric Weddle and remember Travis Latendresse going absolutely berserk…. I was at that game, good memories!
Bear Down!

by WildcatUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:16 AM MDT reply actions  

No

But I was there the last time they played Cal in San Diego. I’ve been wearing the t-shirt I bought after that game all weak. It says “Utah feels no pain, Cal Bears got no game!”

by WesTravelingEast on Oct 22, 2011 9:35 AM MDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

TV

The game is being played on a local news channel here in SLC…not sure if it will be available anywhere else. Kinda lame, sorry.

by UteCanuck on Oct 22, 2011 11:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

yes...

it is available elsewhere.

Comcast Sports Net Bay Area.

by TomahawkRed on Oct 22, 2011 4:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

utahutes.com...

Maybe… The OSU game will be there for sure… If not, usually on justin.tv

by BetterasIgetolder on Oct 22, 2011 3:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Utah wins today 38-10

But if it’s close, can I get a 34-31?

by GatorUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:32 AM MDT reply actions  

Hope the Utes win...

but this game is a distant second priority tonight. It’s going to have to be watched on the ’ol DVR around 10 pm.

I really don’t know what to expect from Cal. I wouldn’t be surprised if they beat the Utes by 3 TD’s or if they are shutout and the Utes win 17-0. Obviously pulling for the latter. Go Utes.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Oct 22, 2011 7:35 AM MDT reply actions  

It's back to the GRIND this week.

Game day Utes! Show them Bears who can play “dirty”.
Anyone have the over/under for false starts by Mr. Cullen?

by Damage Inc. on Oct 22, 2011 8:22 AM MDT reply actions  

Damn That Cullen!

Has anyone seen any comments on Cullen by Whit? I cant believe that punk is still playing….I would be interested to see what Whit has had to say about him if anything.

by UteCanuck on Oct 22, 2011 11:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

I agree

I was hot last weekend because of Cullen’s efforts to sabotage our victory.

I hope Whitt has given him the treatment. If he hasn’t (which will be apparent if Cullen keeps it up), my respect for Coach Whitt will drop a few nothces.

That type of BS is UNacceptable!

by TomahawkRed on Oct 22, 2011 4:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

partying hard in san fran!

I’ve seen very few utes today wtf? Tail gating today in south parking lot I believe

by aUTmanAMi on Oct 22, 2011 10:35 AM MDT via mobile reply actions  

I saw them all over downtown

and at the fishermans warf yesterday. Hopefully the turnout is solid at the game.

by UTEinOregon on Oct 22, 2011 3:55 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

LETS DO THIS

tweet me @kyle11kirkham

or visit my oh so lonely blog.... www.jazzaholic-rehab.blogspot.com

by kirkhambiz on Oct 22, 2011 11:07 AM MDT reply actions  

Good luck Utes!

Our Golden Bears are not as bad as many think, and are much better than given credit. If our QB doesn’t throw 3 picks, then we score easily and win easily as our defense shuts down your offense. If, on the other hand, our QB reverts to USC form and throws three picks then it will be a close game because our defense will still keep your offense below 20 points.

We both need this win, and I hope it is well played on both sides, but there is no question my Bears have a stronger offense and a defense plenty capable of holding your temporarily weakened offense to low points.

Wish you all had beaten SC!

by Calbear91 on Oct 22, 2011 11:13 AM MDT reply actions  

Good luck Cal

We aren’t that good either, but one can always hope.

by Utah-UCLA alum on Oct 22, 2011 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

uhhh...
there is no question my Bears have a stronger offense

We haven’t had much of an offense since halftime in Seattle. I guess it’s been OK between the 20s but Cal’s had serious trouble punching it in.

by OskiGoDumb on Oct 22, 2011 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Think you got that backwards pal...

You score easily?

Ha ha ha! Surely you jest.

In fact, I’m willing to bet the Bears will have a VERY difficult time moving on our defense.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

by TomahawkRed on Oct 22, 2011 4:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Stream for today's game

http://www.justin.tv/ujiryan

password is “gobears”

I can accept none of the the credit; it all goes to our faithful prd74. Enjoy!

"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach

by Berkelium97 on Oct 22, 2011 11:18 AM MDT reply actions  

The catch is you have to type "gobears" to watch it...

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 11:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

NOOOO!!! We DOOOMMMEEEEED!

Lya has picked Utah to win in the Trib. The Kiss of Death!!!

by U of Uman on Oct 22, 2011 1:14 PM MDT reply actions  

Christopher not playing today, shoot

by PhuckthePhillies on Oct 22, 2011 3:27 PM MDT reply actions  

Taking BART to the game

and there’s a lot of confident Cal fans onboard. Hopefully a Utah win will subdued the group for the return trip. Go Utes!

by UTEinOregon on Oct 22, 2011 3:52 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Another Utah victory!

Utah gets #2 in a row today.

As a Cal alum and a Utah fan, this will be a great game for me to watch. Because I won’t care if Utah loses.

But in trying to look at it objectively, I’m calling 21-20 Utah wins.

by TomahawkRed on Oct 22, 2011 4:17 PM MDT reply actions  

cal fans are just as drunk asme on the boat

Good guys man. They love my home brew Utah ipa

by aUTmanAMi on Oct 22, 2011 4:40 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

sounds great!

I picked up some Squatters IPA for the game. Been a couple years since I’ve done any homebrewing.

by Salsabone on Oct 22, 2011 4:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Come on Cullen!

(I don’t think that was his fault)

by BoylenOver on Oct 22, 2011 5:11 PM MDT reply actions  

wow

"Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
Vince Lombardi

by GambitUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:13 PM MDT reply actions  

Go Utes!

And of course I tune in just in time to see a Ute injured. Sheesh.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 22, 2011 5:22 PM MDT reply actions  

Second time we've almost blocked one of their punts....

I can feel it, we’ll get a block before the game ends!

by JazzyUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:25 PM MDT reply actions  

good return

but it scares me that he went after the bounce

by khaostheory117 on Oct 22, 2011 5:25 PM MDT reply actions  

he sacked himself :)

"Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
Vince Lombardi

by GambitUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:25 PM MDT reply actions  

dont wanna lose boo.

I played with him senior year at Alta. Dude isn’t scared of shit

by aUTmanAMi on Oct 22, 2011 5:27 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Sound football.

And Cal is fairly stout up front.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 22, 2011 5:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

btw what the hell did you ducks do to those poor buffs

i knew embree got thrown into a bad sitatution but god damn

by khaostheory117 on Oct 22, 2011 5:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

We took it easy on 'em.

They wouldn’t have been very good if they were healthy, but they are just bad with all the injuries. Converting WR’s to DB is what they’ve come to. We had our 4th-string QB and the walkons in before the 3rd quarter was out. Even burned a ’shirt or 2 to try to avoid piling on.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 22, 2011 5:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

With no offensive line protection and a QB who's sketchy in the passing game...

We’ll need to really lean on the defense to create turnovers because I just don’t see how this offense finds yards.

by JazzyUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:31 PM MDT reply actions  

They will turn it over with pressure.

It’s interesting to view Utah as a defense-oriented team with problems on offense. Kind of a jarring reversal.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 22, 2011 5:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

just saw a suspension teaser

pac 12 suspends 10 players from UCLA brawl—anybody know the details?

by Salsabone on Oct 22, 2011 5:31 PM MDT reply actions  

It was against Arizona...

Started with a fan who rushed the field dressed as a ref, blew the play dead, stripped and took off right before the half. It created tension, a brawl broke out and the players were suspended.

by JazzyUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

6 players from UCLA

including their best D lineman and 3 of their best receivers

by khaostheory117 on Oct 22, 2011 5:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cal's offense starting to get into a decent groove...

That’s what happens when your offense fails to do anything on its drive.

by JazzyUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:34 PM MDT reply actions  

Cal could win the game with a score here...

I kid, of course, but with our offense, 7-0 or 3-0 looks insurmountable!

by JazzyUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:36 PM MDT reply actions  

What's the deal on offense?

Obviously Wynn is out and wasn’t quite right even before aggravating the injury, but is it the typical youth/injuries thing? Lack of depth? Both?

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 22, 2011 5:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

lots of things.

Offensive line didn’t finish last year strong, and the skill isn’t there this year;

there’s no #2 back that can grind between the tackles;

there was always a lack of weapons, and now we’re missing two of them (Rogers and Christopher);

questionable production at QB.

by BoylenOver on Oct 22, 2011 5:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Damn, this link sucks.

The new P12 Network can’t get here fast enough.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 22, 2011 5:37 PM MDT reply actions  

Seriously

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is Hard to Watch...

…and not in the Tracy Jordan EGOT way. We need a turnover.

by Middy_U on Oct 22, 2011 5:38 PM MDT reply actions  

Agreed.

Cal’s offense is moving the ball much better than I had hoped. They are really finding the open side of the field and spreading Utah horizontally.

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

way too easy

"Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
Vince Lombardi

by GambitUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

He was more of an Arizona fan!

You hear me, ju-ju gods? It wasn’t us!

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Our pass defense is still spotty...

I don’t care what the stats say, we give up way too many big plays through the air.

by JazzyUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:45 PM MDT reply actions  

No way...

We at least were competitive in the first half of both those games. At this rate, we’re going to lose badly.

by JazzyUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cal doesn't have that kind of offense.

But you’ll have to…err…“grind” it out to win.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 22, 2011 5:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

These announcers can't pronounce Polynesian names worth a crap.

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:47 PM MDT reply actions  

Shut that girl up.

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:47 PM MDT reply actions  

Well...

at least the penalty cannot be on cullen

by BetterasIgetolder on Oct 22, 2011 5:49 PM MDT reply actions  

$#%^# screen

burns Utah every. single. time

"Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
Vince Lombardi

by GambitUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Not against ASU

Utah stopped it well. The slants killed us that game.

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay. So with this offense, I'm serious, I don't know if we can win another game...

I know that sounds like a hyperbole, but this offense is just awful…maybe the worst I’ve seen since, what, 2000?

by JazzyUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:53 PM MDT reply actions  

I fully agree

This offense sucks like… bad.

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

QB 2012

For everyone who says we don’t need to bring in a transfer QB next year, I present exhibit A.

by jrj84105 on Oct 22, 2011 5:53 PM MDT reply actions  

Whittingham really botched the post-Johnson quarterback era at Utah...

Hopefully he makes up for it with a few recruiting classes for we don’t face this again in the future.

by JazzyUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:55 PM MDT reply actions  

He recruited a lot of quarterbacks

he just moved them all to the defense. So yeah, defensive guy.

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe he could try turning linebackers into quarterbacks...

Maybe we should throw blecken in at QB… Have him play the whole game…

by BetterasIgetolder on Oct 22, 2011 5:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Lateral

When he tried to lateral the int against Mont St, I thought the Blechen triple option was our backup plan.

by jrj84105 on Oct 22, 2011 5:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe he should stop using every QB recruit on defense.

We might need at least one good player on the offensive side of the ball

by motes on Oct 22, 2011 5:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

First down

Just kidding!!!

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 5:59 PM MDT reply actions  

damn this offense stinks

"Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
Vince Lombardi

by GambitUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:00 PM MDT reply actions  

I'm still hoping for 6 wins this season

….or maybe 6 points. Either way I’m setting myself up for disappointment.

by jrj84105 on Oct 22, 2011 6:01 PM MDT reply actions  

Catch that!!!

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:02 PM MDT reply actions  

we have a new record!

for potential pick 6 plays dropped

"Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
Vince Lombardi

by GambitUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Jazzy, why did you mention special teams as a plus?

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:06 PM MDT reply actions  

we need to score a TD, go in 10-7 at the half

and then come out and turn the ball over 4 more times

by motes on Oct 22, 2011 6:07 PM MDT reply actions  

That's not gonna happen...

We can’t even get positive yards with good field position, let alone go the length of the field…

by JazzyUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Robles

I wonder if they’ll out the big guy in to get us off the line.

by jrj84105 on Oct 22, 2011 6:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Why can't Cal suck as bad as Pitt?

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Did Someone forget to tell Utah there was a game today

Way for the entire team to not bother showing up.

And I’ve seen enough. Hays is a terrible QB.

by UnHoly Ram on Oct 22, 2011 6:09 PM MDT reply actions  

Damn you conroy...

Not only can you not cover, but you can’t catch

by BetterasIgetolder on Oct 22, 2011 6:12 PM MDT reply actions  

How many missed pick 6s are we going to have in one game?

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:13 PM MDT reply actions  

Holy shit holy shit holy shit

we’re going to have decent field position here.

by BoylenOver on Oct 22, 2011 6:17 PM MDT reply actions  

Doesn't matter...

Our offense couldn’t score from the 5 yard line…

by BetterasIgetolder on Oct 22, 2011 6:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thank you refs

This is how we got drives going last week.

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:18 PM MDT reply actions  

At least he made the tackle.

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:19 PM MDT reply actions  

Three more for Cal before the half

At least…

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:20 PM MDT reply actions  

Wow. Wow wow wow.

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:21 PM MDT reply actions  

WHEN THE FUCK IS UTAH GOING TO LEARN TO DEFEND THE DRAG ROUTE

Holy Shit, how many games do we have to get killed by the underneath drag route before Sitake learns to fucking defend it.

by UnHoly Ram on Oct 22, 2011 6:22 PM MDT reply actions  

Can anyone talk me off of this bridge?

There is only one way I step off, and that is if we throw Jon Hays off of it… Who’s with me?

by BetterasIgetolder on Oct 22, 2011 6:25 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah

He isn’t as aweinspiring as previously billed. I wonder how bad the O-line would be without him?

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

"I'm not upset about the U allegations," tweeted Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez, who pitched at Miami. "I'm mad we didn't win anything while we were cheating."

by Aardvark on Oct 22, 2011 6:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm done

with this worthless team. This’ll be the last game I try to watch this year. I’ve never seen a worse football team at any level. There is almost certainly a large group of highschool teams that could run up the score on this worthless joke of a team. If I was as bad at something I’d spent my whole life doing as our team is at football I’d have committed suicide a long time ago. I hope that we don’t win another game for the rest of the season, because teams this bad done deserve to win. They dont deserve to be on the field. They don’t deserve to put on uniforms and represent anything. I hope that Whit calls it good and just disbands this fucking hunk of shit he dares to field every week. I’m literally embarrassed for the people down there on the field every week. finish it. end this season. fuck this shit team fucking forget it. I’m fucking done. And you should all join me. Come back next year snd hope for the best. From here we lose out. Fuck this team

by Robo-Ute on Oct 22, 2011 6:30 PM MDT reply actions  

tell me I'm wrong

and you know you’d be lying

by Robo-Ute on Oct 22, 2011 6:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Perhaps you haven’t seen us play… You are a regular poster so i assume you have. But on the off chance you don’t then don’t start. Unless you’re into dark comedy.

Both statements are opinions. You feel a high school team couldnt beat the utes. I feel that they could. We’ll never get to find out, so it doesn’t really matter.

by Robo-Ute on Oct 22, 2011 6:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

well if you aren't the troll i'm thinking of then i apologize

but breathe dude. i’m not happy at all either but damn, you’re on another level

by khaostheory117 on Oct 22, 2011 6:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

not trolling. have always been a fan. If I wasn’t I wouldn’t care. I clearly do. I refuse to sugarcoat shit this bad.

by Robo-Ute on Oct 22, 2011 6:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m won’t act like I’m not mad as hell. It’s the truth

by Robo-Ute on Oct 22, 2011 6:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Stay classy robo

Come on guys these are students, not professionals. This is taken from bruins nation admin after their national TV beat down and brawl against AZ and I wholeheartedly agree as it applies here.

“No matter how ugly (and it can’t get much worse, right?) Please no personal insults or attacks on our players. You can criticize their play. Don’t hit them personally.”

by UteinBrooklyn on Oct 22, 2011 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is what happens when teams stack the box and put the brakes on White

"Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
Vince Lombardi

by GambitUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:32 PM MDT reply actions  

"We dare you to throw."

“Dang. How did they know we can only throw to the other team?”

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

which is kinda funny

because the o-line can’t run block worth a shit in most any situation.

by BoylenOver on Oct 22, 2011 6:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not having DVC hurts too

but Hayes is just garbage.

"Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
Vince Lombardi

by GambitUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:33 PM MDT reply actions  

DVC's injury is so minimal right now...

That’s what sucks. Even with him, Hays would find a way to fuck it up.

by JazzyUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

You know it is bad when . . .

You miss Any Ludwig.

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

"I'm not upset about the U allegations," tweeted Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez, who pitched at Miami. "I'm mad we didn't win anything while we were cheating."

by Aardvark on Oct 22, 2011 6:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

You guys need to laugh a little

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

"I'm not upset about the U allegations," tweeted Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez, who pitched at Miami. "I'm mad we didn't win anything while we were cheating."

by Aardvark on Oct 22, 2011 6:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ludwig wouldn't fix this.

No coordinator would fix this. The o-line can’t block, and we don’t have a QB.

by BoylenOver on Oct 22, 2011 6:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

HELL NO

Ludwig was a cancer I wouldn’t wish on anyone

"Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
Vince Lombardi

by GambitUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Notre dames helmets?

Is it just me or is Norte dames helmets way to shiny?

Go utes!

by utahman13 on Oct 22, 2011 6:34 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Wouldn't be surprised

if Matt Barkley needed to take a moment in between snaps to admire his reflection in them

by scotty256 on Oct 22, 2011 6:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tough half, guys.

For what it’s worth, we’ve had our share of those. In the past two weeks.

The second half could be very different.

Being an Old Blue means never accepting success.

by SoCal Oski on Oct 22, 2011 6:40 PM MDT reply actions  

Whoa there.

Utah is 1/8 the offense Cal is. Way better than 1/10.

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by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Utah Offense 2011: making ANY defense look good is what we do best

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by GambitUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:43 PM MDT reply actions  

I don't know why they didn't go for it...

What’s the point of punting there? Our offense is stinking up the joint. We’re not going to have many chances of THAT GOOD OF FIELD POSITION AGAIN.

by JazzyUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:51 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh, so now the D is going to suck too?

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by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:51 PM MDT reply actions  

aye

their so gassed, they can’t get any pressure on the QB.

"Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
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by GambitUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

UNLV 2007

"Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
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by GambitUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:54 PM MDT reply actions  

When did Maynard become an accurate qb?

First time all year he has been on target consistently…

by WildcatUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Cal is making awesome plays here.

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by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:55 PM MDT reply actions  

You won't go.

You’re as masochistic as the rest of us.

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by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 6:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've got 2 beers left.

trying to nurse them for this game . . .

by Salsabone on Oct 22, 2011 6:58 PM MDT reply actions  

Go to the store

Trust me you don’t want to be dry tonight

by kadoogan on Oct 22, 2011 6:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can't see the game on TV

but judging by the comments, I have a feeling Lucky will be put back into retirement

by scotty256 on Oct 22, 2011 7:02 PM MDT reply actions  

http://www.justin.tv/ujiryan

Password is “gobears” which means “gob ears.”

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by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 7:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's like watching a drunk man trying to cross the street

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by GambitUte on Oct 22, 2011 7:02 PM MDT reply actions  

Its time

to start talking about how we can improve for next season, because this year we aint bowlin

by PanchoUte on Oct 22, 2011 7:02 PM MDT reply actions  

QB transfer

We need two recruit another QB for the 2012 class and pull in a transfer too.

by jrj84105 on Oct 22, 2011 7:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jake Heaps

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

"I'm not upset about the U allegations," tweeted Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez, who pitched at Miami. "I'm mad we didn't win anything while we were cheating."

by Aardvark on Oct 22, 2011 7:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

What the crap was that throw?

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by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 7:04 PM MDT reply actions  

They could make it interesting at least.

Make a run. Even if they fall short it would not feel like a waste of time.

by notblue19 on Oct 22, 2011 7:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Good play

Wait… wait… throw to Cal.

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by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 7:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Uh . . .

Boise State gets their kids from nowhere. Just saying.

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"I'm not upset about the U allegations," tweeted Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez, who pitched at Miami. "I'm mad we didn't win anything while we were cheating."

by Aardvark on Oct 22, 2011 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Holy hell.

K guys, I’m out. I need to clean before my wife gets home.

I told her I couldn’t go to some play because this game was huge…so I traded cleaning the house to get out of jail.

Bad trade.

by Middy_U on Oct 22, 2011 7:12 PM MDT reply actions  

Can we sub in Alex Smith?

He’s local and the only QB we’ve had who is capable of scoring 28 in a quarter…

Ok, I’m really gone now.

by Middy_U on Oct 22, 2011 7:14 PM MDT reply actions  

When does our defense just quit on us?

Poor bastards.

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"I'm not upset about the U allegations," tweeted Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez, who pitched at Miami. "I'm mad we didn't win anything while we were cheating."

by Aardvark on Oct 22, 2011 7:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

So that turns the momentum in Utah's favor

Right?

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by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 7:14 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh Lord

This could get uglier.

by jrj84105 on Oct 22, 2011 7:17 PM MDT reply actions  

We should put Sellwood in at QB.

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by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 7:21 PM MDT reply actions  

I liked Wynn.

Last game of his, he was putting heat on the balls during warmup. Shame to see him knocked out.

by Salsabone on Oct 22, 2011 7:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've always liked him

I just never thought he was durable enough

by motes on Oct 22, 2011 7:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's OK

He misses a lot of open guys as well. We simply cannot get a QB right now, why?

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

"I'm not upset about the U allegations," tweeted Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez, who pitched at Miami. "I'm mad we didn't win anything while we were cheating."

by Aardvark on Oct 22, 2011 7:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well Hays didn't make the tackle that time.

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by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 7:23 PM MDT reply actions  

SCREW THIS SHIT.

EMBARRASSING. TOTAL FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT. EVERY COACH SHOULD BE FIRED!

by JazzyUte on Oct 22, 2011 7:23 PM MDT reply actions  

Yep

We’re a big league team now.

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

"I'm not upset about the U allegations," tweeted Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez, who pitched at Miami. "I'm mad we didn't win anything while we were cheating."

by Aardvark on Oct 22, 2011 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's 4 turnovers

So we’re due for at least one more

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by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 7:24 PM MDT reply actions  

I question if we beat Oregon St.

Hays couldn’t beat his way out of a wet paper bag.

by Middy_U on Oct 22, 2011 7:25 PM MDT reply actions  

Don't you know?

This year, the Beavers ARE the slumpbuster tail! Go ask anyone but Mike Stoops

by scotty256 on Oct 22, 2011 7:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they played Oregon, not Cal

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by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 7:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why does everyone keep talking about Utah's injuries?

Starting QB, leading receiver and best TE/fullback out. I get that.

But the offense dies completely at that point? That’s three players. Three.

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by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 7:32 PM MDT reply actions  

If we have Wynn, this is tied.

Hays accounts for 3 of their scores and some of that was when we were driving.

by Middy_U on Oct 22, 2011 7:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't believe that.

The offense was struggling with Wynn. The only exception was what we now know was an anomalous second half against BYU.

by jrj84105 on Oct 22, 2011 7:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Look at his stats for 2 1/2 games. 727 yards passing, 6 TDs, 1 INT. I’ll take it.

And did you not see that he lead a drive to put the Utes within FG range against USC? Washington Dres fumbled inside the 10 and Cullen had a false start on a 4th and inches. If the offense was struggling it was no fault of his.

by UteinBrooklyn on Oct 22, 2011 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hence the concern

That Utah lacked depth to play in this league. We’re years away form stockpiling talent the way these teams do.

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

"I'm not upset about the U allegations," tweeted Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez, who pitched at Miami. "I'm mad we didn't win anything while we were cheating."

by Aardvark on Oct 22, 2011 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

who's a recruiting expert?

please tell me we have a transfer or another qb commit!?

by khaostheory117 on Oct 22, 2011 7:32 PM MDT reply actions  

We have and have had lots of QBs

But potential an actual game time ability, two different things at this level in a big league. They’re 19 year old kids, the ones that are not head cases pick from tehir many suitors, we roll the dice on leftovers.

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

"I'm not upset about the U allegations," tweeted Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez, who pitched at Miami. "I'm mad we didn't win anything while we were cheating."

by Aardvark on Oct 22, 2011 7:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, good kickoff coverage

Not that we have much need for covering kickoffs today.

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by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 7:33 PM MDT reply actions  

Can't believe they have Maynard in still.

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by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 7:34 PM MDT reply actions  

They'd need to loan us some O-linemen as well

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

"I'm not upset about the U allegations," tweeted Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez, who pitched at Miami. "I'm mad we didn't win anything while we were cheating."

by Aardvark on Oct 22, 2011 7:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I say 80%

…but 100% of not recruiting a better backup is on the coaches.

by Middy_U on Oct 22, 2011 7:42 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

This.

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by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 7:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Changed my mind...we're 4th tier.

Cal is a decent team, but they aren’t so good that they should be making us look silly.

by Middy_U on Oct 22, 2011 7:38 PM MDT reply actions  

I have spent months donating plasma...

So that i could come to Utah(live in Iowa) and Rice eccles next week and watch my Utes play oregon state. I hope they have the pride and fight in them to make it worth my time, travel and money to get a first conference win. This has not been encouraging though.

by notblue19 on Oct 22, 2011 7:41 PM MDT reply actions  

My wife is more animated watching Dowton Abbey than I am watching this game

Though in fairness I think Dame Maggie Smith would be an improvement at QB

by H2O_UTE on Oct 22, 2011 7:42 PM MDT reply actions  

There is more defense

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

"I'm not upset about the U allegations," tweeted Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez, who pitched at Miami. "I'm mad we didn't win anything while we were cheating."

by Aardvark on Oct 22, 2011 7:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Woo-hoo! Touchdown!

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by CrimsonUte on Oct 22, 2011 7:52 PM MDT reply actions  

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