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The Dennis Erickson Drinking Game

If there is one thing Dennis Erickson knows, it's drinking. If he ain't coachin' football, he's at the local Tempe watering hole slammin' back a few Pappy Van Winkles. 

So it was only a matter of time before he threw his support behind a drinking game. It might not be Milton Bradley, but it's got a certain drunken charm.

Just like Mr. Erickson himself.

You know, he reminds me of a man that lived at the top of the street I grew up on as a kid. He was a drunk who drove this silver pickup truck and would look out his window yelling at all the school kids as they returned home from school. He was always skunked and his words would slur to the point that every offensive swear barely made sense. 

Anyway, that's how I picture Erickson on the sidelines at Arizona State. He might even sneak a few sips of Natty Light (he looks like a Natty kind of guy), while laying into one of his players for a late hit as the player just stands there completely confused because every word is so badly slurred.

Of course, this is all just conjecture. Hell, maybe Erickson is a straight-laced, conservative - but it's a helluva lot more fun picturing him as a booze drinking, chain-smoking stenographer from Long Island. 

The game after the jump...

Star-divide

The Rules: 

1) Last one to not collapse and die from alcoholic poisoning wins. 

It's that simple.

The Game:

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  • Erickson looking blankly ahead? Take a shot.
  • Erickson confusingly wanders off? Take a shot. 
  • Erickson takes a shot? Take a shot. 
  • Arizona State flagged for a personal foul? Take a shot. 
  • Arizona State loses a player to injury? Take a shot. 
  • Arizona State player gives cutthroat gesture to Jon Hays? Take a shot. 
  • TV crew mentions Brock Osweiler's height? Take a shot. 
  • Brock Osweiler throws an interception? Take a shot.
  • Erickson swears? Take two shots.
  • Vontaze Burfict does something dirty? Take a shot. 
  • Arizona State inexplicably blows the game? Polish off the bottle.

Happy drinking!  

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Sounds like someone's getting sloshed this weekend.

May I suggest “Pat Tillman’s name is mentioned? Take a shot.”

by scotty256 on Oct 5, 2011 12:46 AM MDT reply actions  

that's a little mean spirited

I thought you guys were better than that.

by baal on Oct 5, 2011 1:33 AM MDT reply actions  

Warning to local hospitals.

Be ready for cases of alcohol poisoning on Saturday.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St Larry soon would be there. -Maji Man

by daedalus17 on Oct 5, 2011 9:18 AM MDT via mobile reply actions  

One slight correction...
If there is one thing Dennis Erickson knows, it’s drinking. If he ain’t coachin’ football, he’s at the local Tempe watering hole slammin’ back a few Pappy Van Winkles.

Pappy Van Winkles is a high-class bourbon. Erickson doesn’t do anything high-class.

He’ll pound half a natty-lite, and then fill the can up with Jim Bean.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 5, 2011 10:28 AM MDT reply actions   1 recs

Good one, now

Get back to me when your cheerleaders get out of the porn industry.

by Classless Ute on Oct 5, 2011 12:39 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

That's a little mean spirited

And nobody came to you in the first place.

by UU COE Alum on Oct 5, 2011 1:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

cry me a river.

Want to see someone really get their brain twisted up? Try explaining the Monty Hall problem to them....

by BigBenSportsGuy on Oct 5, 2011 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah you're right

If I was part of the Utah support I’d want to drink through the pain too. I better see one of these drinking games every week, Joseph Smith knows you’ll need it.

by DevilishFratter on Oct 5, 2011 1:24 PM MDT reply actions  

oh wow.

religion smack. how clever.

Want to see someone really get their brain twisted up? Try explaining the Monty Hall problem to them....

by BigBenSportsGuy on Oct 5, 2011 3:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

funny fact

We got a Joseph Smith on our team, no joke

by PhuckthePhillies on Oct 5, 2011 4:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

WTF

“Get back to me when your cheerleaders get out of the porn industry.”

Are you suggesting this is a bad thing???

by baal on Oct 5, 2011 1:33 PM MDT reply actions  

Utah Fans

Kind of fast and loose with the word ‘cheerleaders’

It was apparent you fellas didn’t get first round pics huh?

by DevilishFratter on Oct 5, 2011 1:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

everyone!

say hello to “DevilishFratter” he is today’s troll!

Want to see someone really get their brain twisted up? Try explaining the Monty Hall problem to them....

by BigBenSportsGuy on Oct 5, 2011 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well

what I got out of this convo is ASU needs to become our rival! First Erickson badmouthing Utah to get Michael Eubank and now this. I really hope we smash the Devils

by PhuckthePhillies on Oct 5, 2011 3:58 PM MDT reply actions  

I think everyone can agree we Utes have room to talk crap

because our team is doing so phenomenally in conference play.

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Oct 5, 2011 7:57 PM MDT reply actions  

I know right. we’re still undefeated on the year correct?

by PhuckthePhillies on Oct 5, 2011 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

under these rules

how many people will make it to the second half ;)

by khaostheory117 on Oct 6, 2011 4:17 AM MDT reply actions  

Drinking Game

As a Devil I must say your game is well designed and on the mark. I wish you would remove “Arizona State inexplicably blows the game” because when that happens you have to polish off the bottle. Erickson has a knack for inexplicably blowing the game.

by Cal Devil on Oct 6, 2011 9:55 AM MDT reply actions  

how do you like Dennis now utes??

Made coach Wit look like Coach Jackass.

Good luck making the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl—that’s all you have to play for!

by baal on Oct 9, 2011 10:00 AM MDT reply actions  

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