The Dennis Erickson Drinking Game
If there is one thing Dennis Erickson knows, it's drinking. If he ain't coachin' football, he's at the local Tempe watering hole slammin' back a few Pappy Van Winkles.
So it was only a matter of time before he threw his support behind a drinking game. It might not be Milton Bradley, but it's got a certain drunken charm.
Just like Mr. Erickson himself.
You know, he reminds me of a man that lived at the top of the street I grew up on as a kid. He was a drunk who drove this silver pickup truck and would look out his window yelling at all the school kids as they returned home from school. He was always skunked and his words would slur to the point that every offensive swear barely made sense.
Anyway, that's how I picture Erickson on the sidelines at Arizona State. He might even sneak a few sips of Natty Light (he looks like a Natty kind of guy), while laying into one of his players for a late hit as the player just stands there completely confused because every word is so badly slurred.
Of course, this is all just conjecture. Hell, maybe Erickson is a straight-laced, conservative - but it's a helluva lot more fun picturing him as a booze drinking, chain-smoking stenographer from Long Island.
The game after the jump...
The Rules:
1) Last one to not collapse and die from alcoholic poisoning wins.
It's that simple.
The Game:
- Erickson looking blankly ahead? Take a shot.
- Erickson confusingly wanders off? Take a shot.
- Erickson takes a shot? Take a shot.
- Arizona State flagged for a personal foul? Take a shot.
- Arizona State loses a player to injury? Take a shot.
- Arizona State player gives cutthroat gesture to Jon Hays? Take a shot.
- TV crew mentions Brock Osweiler's height? Take a shot.
- Brock Osweiler throws an interception? Take a shot.
- Erickson swears? Take two shots.
- Vontaze Burfict does something dirty? Take a shot.
- Arizona State inexplicably blows the game? Polish off the bottle.
Happy drinking!
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Sounds like someone's getting sloshed this weekend.
May I suggest “Pat Tillman’s name is mentioned? Take a shot.”
that's a little mean spirited
I thought you guys were better than that.
baal is absolutely correct. I mean, have some class, Utah. There’s no need to call Erickson a Stenographer from Long Island.
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by SoCal Oski on Oct 5, 2011 8:34 AM MDT up reply actions 3 recs
Warning to local hospitals.
Be ready for cases of alcohol poisoning on Saturday.
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by daedalus17 on Oct 5, 2011 9:18 AM MDT via mobile reply actions
One slight correction...
If there is one thing Dennis Erickson knows, it’s drinking. If he ain’t coachin’ football, he’s at the local Tempe watering hole slammin’ back a few Pappy Van Winkles.
Pappy Van Winkles is a high-class bourbon. Erickson doesn’t do anything high-class.
He’ll pound half a natty-lite, and then fill the can up with Jim Bean.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 5, 2011 10:28 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
get back to me when your scrappy little team of refugees from the MWC
scores more than 14pts in a conference game.
Good one, now
Get back to me when your cheerleaders get out of the porn industry.
by Classless Ute on Oct 5, 2011 12:39 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey, don't say anything you'll regret.
Nobody benefits from sober and responsible ASU cheerleaders.
Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - R. Feynman
by GBB4188 on Oct 5, 2011 1:08 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's a little mean spirited
And nobody came to you in the first place.
cry me a river.
Want to see someone really get their brain twisted up? Try explaining the Monty Hall problem to them....
by BigBenSportsGuy on Oct 5, 2011 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah you're right
If I was part of the Utah support I’d want to drink through the pain too. I better see one of these drinking games every week, Joseph Smith knows you’ll need it.
oh wow.
religion smack. how clever.
Want to see someone really get their brain twisted up? Try explaining the Monty Hall problem to them....
by BigBenSportsGuy on Oct 5, 2011 3:37 PM MDT up reply actions
funny fact
We got a Joseph Smith on our team, no joke
by PhuckthePhillies on Oct 5, 2011 4:01 PM MDT up reply actions
Lesson One
Lesson one in smack talking Ute fans, don’t treat us like we’re BYU.
by H2O_UTE on Oct 5, 2011 4:19 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
WTF
“Get back to me when your cheerleaders get out of the porn industry.”
Are you suggesting this is a bad thing???
Utah Fans
Kind of fast and loose with the word ‘cheerleaders’
It was apparent you fellas didn’t get first round pics huh?
by DevilishFratter on Oct 5, 2011 1:43 PM MDT up reply actions
everyone!
say hello to “DevilishFratter” he is today’s troll!
Want to see someone really get their brain twisted up? Try explaining the Monty Hall problem to them....
by BigBenSportsGuy on Oct 5, 2011 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions
Well
what I got out of this convo is ASU needs to become our rival! First Erickson badmouthing Utah to get Michael Eubank and now this. I really hope we smash the Devils
by PhuckthePhillies on Oct 5, 2011 3:58 PM MDT reply actions
I think everyone can agree we Utes have room to talk crap
because our team is doing so phenomenally in conference play.
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I know right. we’re still undefeated on the year correct?
by PhuckthePhillies on Oct 5, 2011 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions
hey win or lose we all still booze
Just ask asu
by aUTmanAMi on Oct 5, 2011 8:19 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
Drinking Game
As a Devil I must say your game is well designed and on the mark. I wish you would remove “Arizona State inexplicably blows the game” because when that happens you have to polish off the bottle. Erickson has a knack for inexplicably blowing the game.
how do you like Dennis now utes??
Made coach Wit look like Coach Jackass.
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