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Q&A with our hated rival...Colorado

Though the Buffaloes limp into Salt Lake City with an awful 2-10 record and an even worse losing streak on the road, as the old saying goes, you can throw out the records when two hated rivals meet!

Colorado circled this game long ago. It's their Super Bowl. They've been throwing darts at a dartboard with Kyle Whittingham's face on it all year long. They don't even have red in their wardrobe. The letter U is actually banned in Boulder, or, as they now call it, Bolder. 

The hate, it runs deep. 

This is, without question, the most heated and intense rivalry in college football history. It puts Ohio State-Michigan to shame and has more history than Yale-Harvard and Army-Navy combined. 

The Utah-Colorado rivalry is the Big Time, folks. It's what every epic contest strives to be. 

We're blessed to be apart of this ever growing, ever intensifying match of two teams that are the definition of how to hate. 

It wasn't easy, mind you, but I was able to hold back my hatred for Colorado long enough to actually do a Q&A with The Ralphie Report (ooooh, they make my blood boil!). You can read it after the jump (and I advise you to take some breaks throughout the reading, so that you don't gnash your teeth down to a white powder and suffer a massive stroke). 

Good luck.

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Block U: This year has been pretty tough for Colorado fans. Has there been any positives from this season?

Ralphie Report: The biggest positive that Buffs fans can take away from this year is all of the playing time that the younger guys have gotten. In most instances it was out of necessity, but it should help all of them in the future. Only 4-5 players from the freshman class are still considered redshirts. Eventually, Jon Embree and his coaching staff will hopefully be able to redshirt a majority of the incoming classes, but with the severe lack of depth that this program is facing, it's good for these guys to get the experience.

Block U: Do you think the struggles on the road are more mental or do the Buffaloes just lack the talent to compete with Pac-12 teams in their stadium?

Ralphie Report: Oh, it's got nothing to do with the Pac-12, this was a problem in the Big 12 as well. The Buffaloes haven't won a road game since November of 2007 against Texas Tech. To put that into perspective, only 2 or 3 guys on the roster have EVER won a road game as a Buff. We started The Ralphie Report 3.5 years ago and we have never covered a road football win. It's astonishing. There have certainly been some tough opponents during that stretch, but there have also been plenty that Colorado should have beaten. Over the last few years, it has to have been an issue with the Dan Hawkins coaching staff and the way the players were being prepared for games away from home. But at this point it's hard to think that it's anything but a mental issue that won't go away until some new blood has some time to work it's way onto the two deep.

Block U: Pac-12 or Big 12 – which has been more fun?

Ralphie Report: I'm guessing you guys feel the same way, but Buffs fans have loved the Pac-12 so far. It could be a bit of a honeymoon effect, but I doubt it. The rivalry with Nebraska was great, but Colorado belongs in the Pac-12 and this season has been great in that aspect. With Larry Scott steering the ship, it's hard not to love this conference.

Block U: What should Utah look for from Colorado’s offense?

Ralphie Report: The Buffs would love to get Rodney Stewart going on the ground but I don't know how successful we can expect that to be against the stout Ute defensive front. I think that the offensive staff will try and get the screen game going to Rodney that was so successful earlier in the season before opponents started keying on it. Hopefully that will open up the pass game for wide receivers Toney Clemons, who has torn it up the last three games) and Paul Richardson.

Block U: What’s the deal with this rivalry thing?

Ralphie Report: Ha, who knows. It won't be a real rivalry until one team crushes the dreams of the other (Friday???). But I have been doing my darndest to make it the most intense fake rivalry there is. Oh, and as someone who works in the snowsport industry... Colorado owns Utah.

Block U: How long until you think Colorado is back?

Ralphie Report: That's impossible to answer, being the homer that I am I would like to say next year, but who knows? I can give you a better idea of how feel about the staff so far and that may give you a partial answer. The only slight concern to date has been on the recruiting front, but there is still a lot of time until February and this staff has actually done very well all things considered. Embree most certainly gets a pass for this year and we have seen improvement from game to game when this team has been healthy. The non-conference schedule softens considerably next year, but it's years 3 and 4 that we expect to be in contention to win the South Division.

Block U: The Buffaloes defense has struggled this season. Why?

Ralphie Report: First of all, Colorado’s best defender in LB Doug Rippy is out for the year with a knee injury. He was the CU's best playmaker on that side of the ball and really, one of the only playmakers. So a big issue is CU is really thin at defenders who just make plays. The whole team is thin at the playmaker position.

Secondly, the linebackers have underperformed after Rippy’s injury. Usually a staple of the Buffs defense, they just haven't been that solid. Throw in the fact that the offense has done zero to help this defense play with a lead or play a ton on the opponent's side of the field, it is a recipe for disaster.

Finally, Colorado's secondary has been ravaged by injury and was depleted before the season due to the graduation of NFL draft picks Jimmy Smith and Jalil Brown. CU has been starting a true freshman at one corner in Greg Henderson, and for some of the past few games due to injury and four defensive back suspensions for off the field reasons, have been playing a walk-on wide receiver and a running back at cornerback. The strategy has literally been to throw healthy bodies back there and pray it works.

Block U: Prediction? 

Ralphie Report: As much as I would love to pick an upset here, I just don't think that it's going to happen this time. I think it will be a relatively low-scoring game. I'll go with Utah 23-17.

DON'T THEY JUST MAKE YOU SOOOO MAD?!?

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Boiling... Just boiling...

My blood is so hot right now, I’m planning on cuddling (naked of course) with the thanksgiving turkey to cook it.

I HATE those guys!!!

by BetterasIgetolder on Nov 23, 2011 10:40 PM MST reply actions   1 recs

TMI

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

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by CrimsonUte on Nov 23, 2011 10:56 PM MST up reply actions  

Hey BK!

Are you a fan of the FB group, U Alumni in NYC? We’re doing a joint game watch tomorrow at Traffic.

Although it will be difficult sitting next to those CU scum for the entire game…. those guys are just such…. mean people…. ya know?

by Doxastic on Nov 24, 2011 1:56 PM MST up reply actions  

Not in NYC anymore

After six years in NYC I just moved to Asheville, North Carolina in March. I’m in Atlanta this weekend to visit GFs family but a mixed alumni group in New York sounds fun. I actually had a good friend in New York that was a CU grad. I wonder if he’s going tomorrow.

All of the Ute games last year were at Dewey’s Flat Iron. I wish I could have been there this year for the PAC 12 games. I’ll have to check out the Facebook group. I may know a few of the people involved. Thanks for info.

by UteinBrooklyn on Nov 24, 2011 10:41 PM MST up reply actions  

More intense than the rivalry between UW and Oregon? LSU and Florida? Auburn and Alabama? California and Stanford? That’s hard to believe.

Still can’t understand people blaming the players for not taking shit over more shit. Shit is shit, period. - SoCalGal

by WaveOcean on Nov 23, 2011 11:22 PM MST reply actions  

What history do you guys even have? You weren’t even in the same conference for a long time.

Still can’t understand people blaming the players for not taking shit over more shit. Shit is shit, period. - SoCalGal

by WaveOcean on Nov 23, 2011 11:22 PM MST up reply actions  

More History

THAN EVERY TEAM EVER. We have a more heated rivalry than Troll University and Trolls Suck State.

by Joseph Silverzweig on Nov 23, 2011 11:24 PM MST up reply actions  

Are you trying to tell me something?

Still can’t understand people blaming the players for not taking shit over more shit. Shit is shit, period. - SoCalGal

by WaveOcean on Nov 23, 2011 11:27 PM MST up reply actions  

I know nothing about Utah or Colorado

other than Colorado used to play in the Big 12 and you guys played in the MWC. How many times could you guys have met?

Still can’t understand people blaming the players for not taking shit over more shit. Shit is shit, period. - SoCalGal

by WaveOcean on Nov 23, 2011 11:26 PM MST up reply actions  

I am so not serious...

It was all sarcasm because the Pac-12 decided to designate us rivals.

Everything I said in my post was TIC.

by JazzyUte on Nov 23, 2011 11:29 PM MST up reply actions  

I'm doing my research now

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorado%E2%80%93Utah_rivalry

Still can’t understand people blaming the players for not taking shit over more shit. Shit is shit, period. - SoCalGal

by WaveOcean on Nov 23, 2011 11:30 PM MST up reply actions  

Weird

You guys have met quite a few times, but I don’t see anything in here that spurns bitter memories. I would think you guys would have more of a beef with Texas or Nebraska or Oklahoma.

Still can’t understand people blaming the players for not taking shit over more shit. Shit is shit, period. - SoCalGal

by WaveOcean on Nov 23, 2011 11:32 PM MST up reply actions  

What?!

You mean all of this was for the lulz?!

http://www.blocku.com/2011/11/20/2577164/i-just-hate-colorado-they-make-me-sooooo-angry

Still can’t understand people blaming the players for not taking shit over more shit. Shit is shit, period. - SoCalGal

by WaveOcean on Nov 23, 2011 11:35 PM MST up reply actions  

If these guys were Cougars, the hate would flow...

But they are Cougar food, so it just ain’t flowing yet.

But if that isn’t Red, then it is on!!!!

What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. - Conan the Barbarian

by U of Uman on Nov 24, 2011 12:47 AM MST up reply actions  

Line should read ‘But if that BIKE isn’t Read, then it is on!!’

Never post pseudo-rivalry silliness after midnight.

What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. - Conan the Barbarian

by U of Uman on Nov 24, 2011 12:48 AM MST up reply actions  

0 for 2

But if that BIKE isn’t RED, then it is on!!

Screw it, blew that joke all to hell.

What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. - Conan the Barbarian

by U of Uman on Nov 24, 2011 12:49 AM MST up reply actions  

Wow Dude

You really didn’t see any sarcasm? Amazing.

This is not as clever as you might have thought it would be.

by ricola22 on Nov 24, 2011 9:48 AM MST up reply actions  

Nah. WaveOcean is chill.

He’s been here a number of times and he’s not trying to pick fights.

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com

by CrimsonUte on Nov 24, 2011 1:22 PM MST up reply actions  

thanks CrimsonUte

Still can’t understand people blaming the players for not taking shit over more shit. Shit is shit, period. - SoCalGal

by WaveOcean on Nov 25, 2011 2:20 PM MST up reply actions  

I have a harder time than most people at detecting it.

Still can’t understand people blaming the players for not taking shit over more shit. Shit is shit, period. - SoCalGal

by WaveOcean on Nov 25, 2011 2:19 PM MST up reply actions  

Whoa, hold on!

I’m so confused! Are we supposed to hate them now, or do we have to wait a few years?…

Some people are so thick!

by GatorUte on Nov 25, 2011 3:57 AM MST up reply actions  

I'd like to talk with some older folk

Would be interesting to hear some memories of game week emotion from 60 years ago. I don’t really have anyone I could talk to that might remember. Were they BYU before BYU? Or more of a Wyoming? No offense. HA

Wonder if history will repeat itself and Utah will once again lose it’s main rival in the near future. Only this time it will be Utah that goes to a bigger conference and gains a definite competitive advantage over the years.

by UteinBrooklyn on Nov 23, 2011 11:44 PM MST reply actions  

I wasn't around then...

But from what I’ve been told…

USU-Utah was the main rival in the state. The Aggies were always more competitive than the Cougars and the game was almost always scheduled toward the end of the year (Thanksgiving).

BYU was always earlier in the year. Even when the series moved to November, USU still was still scheduled after the Cougars. But by 1969, that changed. BYU was then scheduled at the end of the season and USU slowly fell from November to October to September.

The Cougars had always been a rival, tho. Just not as big. I guess, prior to 1969, USU was what BYU is today and BYU was what USU is today for Utah.

The Aggies really started dropping off once the 70s rolled around. By the 80s, Utah rarely lost to them and the rivalry became so lopsided that it really lost a lot of its luster.

by JazzyUte on Nov 23, 2011 11:58 PM MST up reply actions  

Make sense

I knew we had dominated BYU until the mid or late ‘70s. But didn’t realize USU was our main rival. Now that series has evaporated the past couple of years. I wonder if they’ll bring it back as one of our “easy” OOC games. Things are looking up in Logan. If they could field a better defense they would be a terror.

by UteinBrooklyn on Nov 24, 2011 12:06 AM MST up reply actions  

You can win the snow sport title

I’d rather have all the tourists clogging I-70 than stopping in the middle of a bowl traverse at Snowbird to look at the scenery. Spread the word, Utah powder sucks. Keep away.

by UteinBrooklyn on Nov 23, 2011 11:50 PM MST reply actions  

i wont!your powders been wet when ive gone

but those 4 ft storms u guys get are haed to pass up!

by fluffybuff on Nov 24, 2011 2:23 AM MST up reply actions  

CO's mountains are better

but it’s got nothing on Utah powder. I ride in CO every year for a week, for Nationals in bordercross, and I’m always amazed at how different the snow is. I’ve never seen ice like that in Utah, it reminded me of being back east.

Utah powder is better, but CO mountains go and go and go and go and go

by Doxastic on Nov 24, 2011 1:59 PM MST up reply actions  

Curious about CU recruiting changes

Was Texas their main state in recruiting? Is that going to take a severe hit with, not only the Buffaloes not playing in the Big 12 anymore, but also A&M going to the SEC? I wonder how they will do recruiting So Cal.

And yeah Boulder seems a much better fit with the PAC 12 than the Big 12. Glad they’re with us and hopefully soon against us.

by UteinBrooklyn on Nov 24, 2011 12:11 AM MST reply actions  

I think they expect to get a boost

They always recruited like a Pac-12 team, now they will be able to offer west coast recruits regular trips back home.

by Joseph Silverzweig on Nov 24, 2011 12:32 AM MST up reply actions  

it never really was, Cali mostly

even CUs best teams had only a few texas recruits. weve been doing surprisingly well recruiting there this year despite not playing there anymore.

by fluffybuff on Nov 24, 2011 2:10 AM MST up reply actions  

Yep

There are some good connections to Texas on our staff, but California is going to be the #1 priority

The Ralphie Report - University of Colorado Athletics
SB Nation Denver

by Jon Woods on Nov 24, 2011 7:40 AM MST up reply actions  

Nice!!!

Extremely cool faux rivalry. Colorado is just too cool to hate anyway, good luck to them. They do have some great resorts, mostly fluff out of towners though and second rate snow.

But nice scenery and locals.

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman

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by Aardvark on Nov 24, 2011 11:38 AM MST reply actions  

the point spread hit 22.5. i'm tempted to take it.

Public Enemy #1 and enjoying every minute of it. Tapology. Peace.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Nov 24, 2011 6:46 PM MST reply actions  

BECAREFUL! IT'S A TRAP!

Don’t forget this is a hugely intense rivalry game and everyone knows that anything can happen in a rivalry game where the two team’s hate each other as much as these one’s do. Ie. Arizona over ASU!

by Utehawk on Nov 24, 2011 10:29 PM MST up reply actions  

This post/thread is awesome

I’ve really enjoyed reading y’all’s blog this week.

by Ash Jackson on Nov 25, 2011 10:37 AM MST reply actions  

Terrible

Just awful. I have a bad feeling about the second half too. I hope this is not UNLV 2007. I thought we already replayed that game against Cal.

by utahmariner on Nov 25, 2011 3:08 PM MST reply actions  

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