The many faces of Roscoe Mendenhall
We all know Roscoe Mendenhall is just a big ol' ball of energy and emotion. Tracking it can be extremely tiring. Fortunately, I've gone ahead and created something to chart all that raw and uninhibited emotion. Now you'll know exactly what Roscoe is thinking just by looking at him during a game.
Or not.
The chart after the jump...
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he is so easy to read
I would love to play him in poker
Are you sure he was safe? It looked like an out to the entire statium. Well bad call Blue.
by Alavel on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
LOL
Nice … Learning Roscoe’s real name is only thing keeping rivalry game exercise fun this year.
It really is...
That thing was a spark, wasn’t it? Had it not happened, I don’t know if I feel half inspired to do any of the posts I’ve made this week.
it's priceless
I’m guessing there will be some “Roscoe” T shirts and signs at the game Saturday.
He's just trying to be LaVell Edwards 2.0
Difference is LaVell actually smiles every once in a while.
Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."
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Speaking of things to make fun of, I saw the greatest poll on Deseret News
In this story, they ask the question, “Other than Utah, who should be BYU’s biggest rival?”
- Utah State
- Notre Dame
- Texas
- Other
BYU can think Notre Dame or Texas are their rivals until hell freezes over – neither of them will ever view BYU as a rival.
Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."
Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com
ahahahaha...
Notre Dame has received 55% of the vote. BYU is no more a rival with Notre Dame than Guam is a rival with to the United States.
this poll has been brought to you by
Brandon Gurney.
Want to see someone really get their brain twisted up? Try explaining the Monty Hall problem to them....
by BigBenSportsGuy on Sep 13, 2011 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions
Maybe they should add the Packers and the Patriots to this list
It could happen.
Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."
Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com
I've always thought it would be fun
In an injury-free universe, to have the NCAA national champion play the worst team in the NFL every year.
by Joseph Silverzweig on Sep 14, 2011 8:20 AM MDT up reply actions
i woul deffinatly love to see that university get the crap beat out of them
Are you sure he was safe? It looked like an out to the entire statium. Well bad call Blue.
by Alavel on Sep 14, 2011 9:59 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Right.
That’s a game that would never be played twice. After the best college team looks absolutely terrible, no one would be interested in seeing that game again.
exactly
Because even the lions and browns players were pretty good in college else they wouldnt get paid to play the game
Are you sure he was safe? It looked like an out to the entire statium. Well bad call Blue.
by Alavel on Sep 14, 2011 1:15 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Unless they are Panther players
In which case they were getting paid to play the came in College
I wonder
how many years it would take before there was an upset… is it possible that it would simply never happen?
by Joseph Silverzweig on Sep 14, 2011 2:56 PM MDT up reply actions
I swear
that if you painted his face green he would be the Grinch’s identical twin.
this roscoe thing has grown to quite the phenomenon! Complements to Jazzy for starting something unique for your rivalry week!
As much as I would like to give Jazzy credit...
I think ESPN deserves the thanks! Way to support your new contract, guys!
http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2011/9/10/2417325/roscoe-mendenhall-byu-coach
Fans at the game
When Roscoe calls a bad play or otherwise gets out-coached, Ute fans should start a “Let’s go Ros-Coe” chant. =]
by Joseph Silverzweig on Sep 14, 2011 7:44 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
You should see his Derek Zoolander blue steel pose.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St Larry soon would be there. -Maji Man
by daedalus17 on Sep 14, 2011 8:55 AM MDT via mobile reply actions
His shameless face

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St Larry soon would be there. -Maji Man

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