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The many faces of Roscoe Mendenhall

We all know Roscoe Mendenhall is just a big ol' ball of energy and emotion. Tracking it can be extremely tiring. Fortunately, I've gone ahead and created something to chart all that raw and uninhibited emotion. Now you'll know exactly what Roscoe is thinking just by looking at him during a game.

Or not.

The chart after the jump...

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he is so easy to read

I would love to play him in poker

Are you sure he was safe? It looked like an out to the entire statium. Well bad call Blue.

by Alavel on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL

Nice … Learning Roscoe’s real name is only thing keeping rivalry game exercise fun this year.

by Utes34-31 on Sep 13, 2011 9:51 PM MDT reply actions  

It really is...

That thing was a spark, wasn’t it? Had it not happened, I don’t know if I feel half inspired to do any of the posts I’ve made this week.

by JazzyUte on Sep 13, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

it's priceless

I’m guessing there will be some “Roscoe” T shirts and signs at the game Saturday.

by Utes34-31 on Sep 13, 2011 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's just trying to be LaVell Edwards 2.0

Difference is LaVell actually smiles every once in a while.

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

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by CrimsonUte on Sep 13, 2011 9:57 PM MDT reply actions  

Speaking of things to make fun of, I saw the greatest poll on Deseret News

In this story, they ask the question, “Other than Utah, who should be BYU’s biggest rival?”

  1. Utah State
  2. Notre Dame
  3. Texas
  4. Other

BYU can think Notre Dame or Texas are their rivals until hell freezes over – neither of them will ever view BYU as a rival.

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

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by CrimsonUte on Sep 13, 2011 10:02 PM MDT reply actions  

ahahahaha...

Notre Dame has received 55% of the vote. BYU is no more a rival with Notre Dame than Guam is a rival with to the United States.

by JazzyUte on Sep 13, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

this poll has been brought to you by

Brandon Gurney.

Want to see someone really get their brain twisted up? Try explaining the Monty Hall problem to them....

by BigBenSportsGuy on Sep 13, 2011 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe they should add the Packers and the Patriots to this list

It could happen.

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."

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by CrimsonUte on Sep 14, 2011 7:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

I've always thought it would be fun

In an injury-free universe, to have the NCAA national champion play the worst team in the NFL every year.

by Joseph Silverzweig on Sep 14, 2011 8:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

i woul deffinatly love to see that university get the crap beat out of them

Are you sure he was safe? It looked like an out to the entire statium. Well bad call Blue.

by Alavel on Sep 14, 2011 9:59 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Right.

That’s a game that would never be played twice. After the best college team looks absolutely terrible, no one would be interested in seeing that game again.

by Ute in DC on Sep 14, 2011 12:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

exactly

Because even the lions and browns players were pretty good in college else they wouldnt get paid to play the game

Are you sure he was safe? It looked like an out to the entire statium. Well bad call Blue.

by Alavel on Sep 14, 2011 1:15 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Unless they are Panther players

In which case they were getting paid to play the came in College

by UnHoly Ram on Sep 14, 2011 2:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wonder

how many years it would take before there was an upset… is it possible that it would simply never happen?

by Joseph Silverzweig on Sep 14, 2011 2:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I swear

that if you painted his face green he would be the Grinch’s identical twin.

by LifelongUte on Sep 13, 2011 10:51 PM MDT reply actions  

Fans at the game

When Roscoe calls a bad play or otherwise gets out-coached, Ute fans should start a “Let’s go Ros-Coe” chant. =]

by Joseph Silverzweig on Sep 14, 2011 7:44 AM MDT reply actions   1 recs

You should see his Derek Zoolander blue steel pose.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St Larry soon would be there. -Maji Man

by daedalus17 on Sep 14, 2011 8:55 AM MDT via mobile reply actions  

His shameless face

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St Larry soon would be there. -Maji Man

by daedalus17 on Sep 14, 2011 1:33 PM MDT reply actions  

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