In addition to the gem that was posted earlier, I came across this one via @UtahPigBus on twitter.

http://www.change.org/petitions/utah-state-legislature-utah-state-governor-end-subsidies-of-athletic-programs-at-the-university-of-utah#

Turns out things are so boring in Provo, someone is now asking the legislature to stop allocating funding that goes th the Utah Athletics program.

I hope that I'm not late to the game with this one, I just felt like everyone needed to put a smile on your face this fine day before the 4th of July.