At the risk of being labeled "BYU-obsessed" I am happy to report that the elf is back in Provo as a student QB coach. He is able to do so because homie didn't graduate from BYU even though he attended/played at BYU for 4 years. This also tells me that his NFL career didn't last as long as he hoped it would (we all knew it was crashing and burning before he ever left Provo).
Let's give him a warm reception when he returns to RES on 9/15!
P.S. Anyone else see Roscoe dressed up in a black pleather jacket and a pair of $5 shades. Unintentional comedy, my friends.