Big news developing across the internet today over Penn State head coach Joe Paterno's road rage incident. Evidently, Paterno cut off a couple, began screaming obscenities, flipping the couple off and yelling "Do you know who I am?"

It's not known at this time if Paterno's descent into madness led him on a crazed crime spree throughout State College.

Much like Michael Douglas' character in Falling Down, Joe Paterno's bender all started with a bit of road rage.

Still kickin' and yearning for fresh brains!

"I...want...your...BRAINS!

I've given in to the internet farking craze by creating a new category for it. Basically, it'll be posts that show off my mad photoshopping skillz (or lack thereof) and that of our readers. If you would like to submit a farked image, sports related or not, you can e-mail me and I'll post it.

To get the ball rolling, here's a couple I've done over the past few months.

Ok, it's not nearly as funny as it was when Sutton was actually arrested for a DUI, but yeah

Hm, Bronco and Beck...chummy pals

Y Mountain, a result of this homoerotic event during last year's fall practice at BYU...

Uh....

Enjoy.