Over the season, Block U will have guest commentators discussing Utah's current basketball troubles. Tuesday, President Bush mapped out his plan for Utah basketball, while Monday Lisa Simpson chimed in and today famous Scientologist Tom Cruise offers his take on Utah basketball.

I'm crazy excited to be here today! I mean, wow, it's like been an unbelievable year for me. Sadly, the same can't be said for Utah basketball, which currently is going through some major struggles. How crazy is that?

I'm super freaked at what's been transpiring the past few weeks. It's so like not typical of Utah basketball! To fix these problems however, we must address WHAT NOT TO DO!!!!! Firstly, NO PILLS WHATSOEVER! You feel pain over a loss, IGNORE IT!!!!! Giacoletti, NO PILLS, NO PSYCHOLIGISTS and definitely no anti-depressants!

We need to fix this program by looking at its inner-self. I propose Giacoletti spend a weekend with Katie and I, where we'll sit in a black room and not speak for 48 hours!!!!!! This will cleanse the soul and should help with victory in the future! Oh man, I'm a freaking genius, baby!

Next we'll [the entire team] jump in a pool and play water polo to gain a sense of community. After that, a shower will be in order!!!!! Oh man, I'm so freaking excited about the possibilities! After that, we'll prepare for the final voyage to Planet 222GR6 in the Sexaton Galaxy. When it's all said and done, Utah basketball will be back....bank on it!!!!!!!!! THESE ARE THE GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE!!!!!!

Thanks for your time,

Tom Cruise