Oops, he's ruined your bball program

Over the season, Block U will have guest commentators discussing Utah's current basketball troubles. You can read Tom Cruise's diary, Pres. Bush's diary and Lisa Simpson's diary. Today Britney Spears has decided to discuss Utah basketball...and yes she's wearing underwear.

Hi ya'all! How'z it goin? Man I like can't believe how badly Utah basketball is playin' these days. It's totally like gotten me down. I love basketball soooo much and growing up me and my sister would play it at the trailer park courts, when Bobby Joe and Cletus weren't spending their time wrastlin' on it...those dumb hicks ain't got a clue what's goin on.

It's kinda funkie how Utah basketball parallels my career, ya' know? I, like Utah, was hottttt and then fizzled over the past couple of years. But hey, I ain't down at all on my career, I've got a good thing going, but I can't say the same about Utah. They're just not a good team and I really, really don't think Giacoletti -- what a funny name -- is a good coach, ya' know?

So, like, I propose Utah does exactly what I did with K-Fed and file for divorce like this instant! K-Fed was a total mistake for me and even though he knocked me up, it wasn't worth it...much like how Giacoletti got ya'all to the Sweet 16 in 2005 and now ya'all are finding out it just ain't worth it anymore.

Well I forgot where I left the kids, so I better go look for them before Social Services comes a callin' again. Here's to 2007 bein' good for both of us!

Ya'alls always,

Britney.