Big Game 2002. We win! With about 7 seconds left, the fans storm the field. The security guards surround the goalposts to protect them. Cal students manage to get through and take down one of the goalposts (you might remember the ASUC senator caught atop the goalpost).
Being the problem solvers that we are, the Cal students then take the goal post across the field to use as a battering ram against the guards at the other goalpost. That's just what we do!