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WTF Weber State what?

We've been punked, right? That's the only way I can explain losing to Weber State. Well, I guess maybe if we entered a time machine and blasted back to 1999 to face the Harold Arceneaux-led Wildcats. That would make sense. Hell, it might make even more sense than any explanation I can come up with about tonight's loss.

Rumor has it the recession is so bad, the Utah athletic department has actually sold the basketball team into the Russian drug trade and they were replaced by a bunch of homeless men hanging outside of the Gateway asking for some spare change.

Okay, that really didn't happen. But again, I'm trying to offer up some explanation. 

The reality, though, is that we suck. S-U-C-K. Sure, that win over Illinois was nice and beating the Aggies is always fun, but that's like Halley's Comet, folks. It comes around once every 75-years. At this pace, that might be the next time we enjoy a really good Ute victory. So, hopefully you savored those wins because I'm not seeing many in the cards.